15 Ill-Conceived Displays of Patriotism

Whether we're lighting up the sky with brightly colored explosions or simply chanting USA! over and over again, Americans have always found eloquent ways to express our love of country. But sometimes, well, we express those feelings in ways that are less eloquent and more sad, cynical and retarded.

We asked you to Photoshop us the most grossly ill-conceived patriotic displays possible. The winner is below, but first the runners up.


by Matt Gallagher


by ligerlily


by Christopher Wang


by maweki


by sticksause


by name818


by Cee-Ell


by dagur


by McBeefy


by Djavo


by newdecade


by SamLowery


by bonzozzy


by Yojan

And the winner is ...

Congrats, ambulanceblues. You win money.

by ambulanceblues

Want in on this?

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, check here. Or, find out What Everyday Life Would Look Like if Michael Bay Directed it. And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

Got an idea for a future Cracked Photoshop contest? Let us know.

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