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George Carlin Saw No Difference Between Fart Jokes and God Jokes
To Carlin, the meaningful and the goofy had equal weight
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- By Matt Solomon
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How John Cleese Nearly Ruined ‘The Life of Brian’
Monty Python’s Easter classic would have been way worse if Cleese had gotten his way
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- By JM McNab
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Chris Rock’s Best Career Advice Came From Andrew Dice Clay
‘When you really think about it, who knows more about doing an HBO special than Dice?’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Al Franken Hated This Charlton Heston Ad-Lib on ‘SNL’
‘The only problem is, while you’re waiting for your gun, criminals are stealing theirs and running amok!’
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- By Matt Solomon
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14 Historical Jokes That Haven’t Lost Their Luster
Humor has been around for at least dozens of years
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- By Jesse
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Gets Away With More Than Robert Smigel Ever Could
And now he’s hosting a game show, ‘Let’s Make a Poop’
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- By Matt Solomon
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35 Random Bits of Trivia to Strap Into Your Skull Like Batman’s Utility Belt
Holy bits of trivia, Batman!
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- By Jesse
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36 of the Funniest Reasons People Decided Not to Date Someone
‘She kept using the word ‘Redonkulous’ in regular conversation’
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- By Ian Garner
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25 Bits of Trivia to Bring Your Spinal Fluid to a Roiling Boil
Sit up straight! The facts just walked in
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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The 25 Funniest Lines from the ‘Futurama’ Pilot on Its 25th Anniversary
All the best punchlines from the first-ever ‘Futurama’ episode on its 25th birthday
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- By Keegan Kelly
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, March 28, 2024
Get in, loser, we’re learning tidbits
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- By Jesse
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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28 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, March 28, 2024
He’s not wrong…
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- By Ian Garner
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Jon Stewart Beefs With ‘The New York Post’ Over Claim That He Pulled A Trump Move During Duplex Sale
Real estate reporter Mary K. Jacob implied impropriety in Stewart's home sale from 2014
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Taskmaster’ Greg Davies Is Not Pretending to Be Angry at Alex Horne
On the eve of Series 17, the Taskmaster and his Assistant tell us (among other things) which new contestant was most competitive, how patient Greg is about Alex’s episode-opening comedy bits, and what inspiration future tournaments may take from ‘The Hunger Games’
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- By Tara Ariano
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32 Futuristic TV Shows and Movies That Attempted to Predict the Future
Right or wrong, we applaud the prophetic effort
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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‘I Can’t Really Speak on Things That I’ve Never Witnessed’: Kenan Thompson Says That Problems at Nickelodeon Started After He Left
The ‘All That’ and ‘Kenan & Kel’ star says that he wasn’t around for any of Dan Schneider’s bad behavior
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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Alex Edelman’s ‘Just for Us’ Might Be Most Dangerous Comedy Special Ever
Edelman looks for laughs while confronting White Nationalists
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- By Matt Solomon
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When Colonizers and Indigenous People Fought Each Other With Eclipses
It’s all very dark — literally
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The Chunkiest Charlie: What’s the Biggest Tuna Ever Caught?
In pounds, cans, and cold hard cash
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- By Eli Yudin
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23 of the Funniest Applications Seen by College Admissions Officers
‘We had one applicant arrested for attempting to break into the director’s office’
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- By Ian Garner
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The McDonald’s-Krispy Kreme Collaboration Makes Sense Since They Both Stole Their Recipes
A couple of trans-fat-cloaked thieves
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- By Amanda Mannen
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20 Movies So Good, Theater Audiences Actually Applauded
‘Most of the audience cheered when Bellatrix got blown to bits’
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- By Amanda Mannen
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