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So they're making a damned Monopoly movie. Is there a worse idea for a movie adaptation?

Almost certainly. We asked you to plumb the darkest corners of your imaginations, and photoshop up the worst of the worst.

That winner is below, but first the runners-up (and note that half of these will probably turn out to be movies within five years):


by hextall


by I-Rod


by futureKid


by Corpsy


by amnesiasoft


by fuzzymuffins


by blemm


by Bishopwhitet


by Senor_Taco


by Sputnik


by crang


by fuzzymuffins


by homage


by Ian Fortey


by Fairview


by Davron


by ginchael


by mnemosyne23


by S Peter Davis


by MrIncredible


by Newbie


by RB2


by Salieri


by Sanchez .


by Rick K


by tgr10


by TubularLuggage


by S Peter Davis


by Yawn-Malice

And the winner is ...

Congrats, FoodStampDavis. You win money.

by FoodStampDavis

Want in on this?
You've probably seen these flowcharts around, if not here's one example:

The "What Would George W Bush Do" Flowchart.

They are also a regular feature on the web comic Achewood:

Lyle's flow chart for a normal Friday.

Only you'll be charting the convoluted decisions of your average supervillain while executing his master plan.

Post your entries HERE, in the forums.

If you'd like to see the other 400+ entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Then enjoy the chosen from our second Photoshop contest and the resulting gallery of truthful banner ads.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.

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