23 Strange Assumptions Advertisements Make About You

Did marketing departments start hiring Martians or something?
23 Strange Assumptions Advertisements Make About You

Advertisers are loaded to the brim with information about their consumers. But more often than not, it seems like they disregard all those concrete numbers and throw any zany idea they have into production. We asked you to show us just what advertisers really think of us. Winner got $100 ...

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23 Strange Assumptions Advertisements Make About You
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