Usually leaving your job involves giving two weeks notice, sending some appreciative goodbye emails and, if you've put in 30-40 years at the company, they might get some cake to send you off. We know that leaving a bad last impression can make all of our work moot, and so we quit just like we worked: carefully.

But what if you were changing industries, or you won the lottery or just suddenly stopped caring? How would you let your boss know just how much he could kiss your ass? We asked you to show us using photoshop. The winners are below, but first the runners up ...

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