If Everything Was Made by Microsoft
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#18 Matt Gallagher
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#17 pompi
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#16 Blackacre
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#15 Sanchez .
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#14 SnakeEyes
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#13 Rubbin Hood
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#12 drdouglasp
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#11 Bishopwhitet
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#10 nicalobe
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#9 gm_zero
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#8 Matt Gallagher
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#7 Tupper
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#6 Heart87
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#5 Christoper Daedalus
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#4 R.Matey
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#3 Orchard
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#2 mmmbacon
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#1 tayser
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Number 3 FTW lol
Reply#5 already exists, it's called bing.
ReplyAlso, google didn't ever pay me. Just sayin'.
Read the contest title again.
Well then why, when I started typing "BIng is" into Bing, did it come up with "Bing is rubbish"?
2 has happened already.
ReplyWhen i saw the tittle iw as wonderign where i would see the "BSoD" and when i saw the world....i figured what was wrong.
ReplyEverything! >.
Is there a point to number 3? So Microsoft makes s****y condoms...is there a reason why they didn't work? Is there a reason why you couldn't replace this example with any other number of companies, without the joke being "it's funny because it's a faulty product." Sorry, I'm not trying to be a dick here, I just want to know if there's something I'm not getting.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesIt's because Microsoft just stuck their name on a Trojan condom box if it was made by apple it'd have like 15 touchscreens
^No, it's a reference to MS products being shitty...I don't have that opinion, but the preggo in the back gives an idea what the joke means.
Microsoft products tend to fail. It's the same joke as the two with the red ring of death just they actually had the creativity to branch out from "microsoft makes all computer things" to "microsoft makes all things".
hahaha lol "crosshairs"
ReplyOk i thought #6 was the best until I got to #1 and it scared the crap outta me!
Replybefore you sleep better check this out :)
ReplyBetter press F11 for better View :)
1) Go to Google
2) Type : mov0001.swf
3) Click on the first link
>_
MOTHERFUCKER
OH WHAT DAFUQ
1) Go to Google
Reply2) Type : mov0001.swf
3) Click on the first link
#10 took it a bit too literally.
ReplyAwesome photos. Good job guys.
Reply3 was the best lol
ReplyI liked 6. I'd like to have drunken urination cross-hairs.
#1 was the most laugh-out-loud funny entry I have ever seen in a Photoplasty.
ReplyI like how people are still on the monopoly kick even though Apple is now worse than ms ever thought about being.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesBut it's soooo shiny...
Can you just get the joke and be happy, or is there some weird code you live by which states that you must be unhappy about something at all times or else your head will explode? Fine. Apple can be evil, too. Let's just go around making everything evil. The Snuggle bear? Evil. The Smurfs? Evil. RoboCop? Evil. Your mom? She was great last night, butttt, still Evil. Pac Man? Evil. Good luck making the world a more miserable place. Enjoy the rest of your summer.
[unhappy]MattScheaffer[/unhappy]
Given MS's influence at such fundamental levels of consumer computing...shove it, the jokes are warranted.
Could someone PLEASE tell me if there is a way to view these images at full size? im rly sick and tired of this format that cracked archive these in because every photoplasty i come across a rly funny one (like 13) and I cant read/see part of the joke/jokes :(( rly frustrating.
ReplyArticle View Brah :)
I'm trying to figure out #16... I don't even see anything different.
Replythe center of the LHC is the red ring of death error from the xbox360 (if you were being sarcastic, im sorry, its safest to assume everyone online is an idiot)
4 is the best
Reply11 is great. I love those paintings.
Reply16 is a supercollider suffering from the infamous red ring of death. I'm not sure either, though.
camhock responded to the wrong comment
I have absolutely no understanding of 16 and 15. Somebody will have to explain those to me.
Reply16: The whatzit has the red ring of death.
15: The Daleks also have the red ring and Davros is presumably calling tech support.
Haha I love the Davros one, number 1 was my favourite though.
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