If Every Wish Backfired Horribly
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#18 skubasteevo
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#17 Marconi Rebus
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#16 Tuas
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#15 Matt Gallagher
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#14 Sanchez .
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#13 Demmagog
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#12 Demmagog
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#11 Dumb Dinosaur
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#10 Tupper
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#7 jerewhit
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#6 jennz
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#1 Iniquity
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#14, 'when you wish upon a star' (lyrics) if youre upon a star, you'll burn up, duurr. #1, it was Geppetto that wishes for a real boy, not Pinocchio. the picture implies that Geppetto was after a sex doll.
ReplyBut....Heart....good. Not bad.
ReplyWhat is #15?
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesThe only thing I can figure is "Ohhh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner."
I think it is" I wish I was hot, dog." Or something. Though the Oscar Meyer weiner sounds right too.
I think he wanted a "big weiner".....
saying "i wish i was..." by mistake instead of "i wish i had..."?
#11 - No Cancer?
ReplyThank you, I was trying to figure that one out.
Look at the price tag.
#13 made me laugh like a drain, where I normally laugh like a lawnmower. Actually, I've no idea what a drain sounds like when it's laughing, so I, er, ahem - 13 was my favorite!
Reply7 ("Big" movie reference) was just uninspired. Congratulations, you know how to widen an image! Don't bother making it proportional at all.
ReplyLIGHTEN THE F*CK UP.
Is someone mad because they have sand in there vag???
Anyone else recognize the living sun from doctor who on 14
ReplyNumber 5 would've been my favourite if it had worked.
ReplyHoly fuck, #1 was disturbing
ReplyDoes #6 count as a double wish?
Reply11 was my favourite.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesI'm too stupid to get it.
Me too.
they wish they didn't have cancer
No.4 the guy wished for head or blow job if you guys prefer
ReplyNo, he wished for weed to be legalised, and it's being heavily taxed. You must have missed the sticker on the pack...
Don't get #4, so wish for weed to be legal and now a pack of 20 ~1/2g joints of headies is $61? That'd be over $100 in most areas right now.
Reply Hide All See All 4 Repliesexactly what i was thinking! that's an amazing price.
How many people do you know who smoke a whole gram in one spliff? Unless it's absolute shit. standard joint is around 0.2g. .2 x 20 = 4g. 60.99 is a tad expensive for 4g don't you think?
0.2g in a joint is a tiny amount. I agree that a whole gram is unlikely unless its rubbish stuff, but half a gram or more is more like standard size. Although, in a cigarette sized joint, you may be right with 0.2/0.3g.
knows a little too much about weed me thinks?
Who wishes to be a sausage? xD
Reply Hide All See All 3 Replies"I wish I were an Oscar-Meyer Wiener..." Yeah, it took me a second to get that one.
I was thinking he wished to be an Oscar winner (as in Academy Awards) and ended up an Oscar wiener
i thought it was "I wish I had a huge weiner" but oscar meyer makes more sense
Ok, trying to make a list here. maybe somebody can complete it.
Reply Hide All See All 10 Replies18. wish for a real dinosuar
17. wish to swim in money like scrooge Mcduck
16. aladin wishes to be prince? never saw that movie
15. "I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener."
14. ??? why the sun? i don't watch disney movies…
13. wish for a bus of supermodels to crash in front of your house
12. wish for a firetruck
11. wish to remove cancer
10. wish for a big c**k
9. wish for a real heart (and then having a heart attack)
8. wish for more bucks
7. wish to be big
6. ????
5. wish for big jugs
4. wish for marijuana to be legal …and then it would be more expensive. (how is that funny? that's just a logical observation)
3. wish for a loved one to come back to life
2. ?? something about having emotions backfires because of bad music??
1. pinnchio's wish to be a real boy
2. He wishes for a heart.... and that's the band Hart.
14. He wishes upon a star, so maybe that's where he goes?
6. The guy is holding a genie lamp, so I guess he wished for a genie and instead he gets Dick Cheney.
I think #6 was that he wished for a big Dick.
#4 is supposed to be funny because most of that $60 price was probably taxes.
Aah.... #14 was pretty clever!
"When you wish upon a star..." lolololololol I wish I had a giant Dick...
I thought #14 was because the man wished for a son. I guess wishing upon a star makes as much sense and is more clever.
Aladdin wishes to be a prince, so he can marry a princess. Instead, he gets turned into the person named prince.
You don't watch Disney movies? Are you in Al Qaeda?
"Cheney in the lamp", lol
no he doesent watch disney because he aint a father/mother and he aint under 12
it was Gepetto that wishes Pinoccio was a real boy. thats what makes it gross.
can somebody explain 15 and 11 to me
Reply15, I believe is from "Oh I wish I were and Oscar Meyer wiener"
...And #11 is about "removing Cancer." Literally.
Someone needs to explain #17 to me. Seriously, I can't even begin to guess...
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesI agree
I think he jumped into the pool full of gold he wished for.
the guy wished for a pool of gold, he jumped into it, and instead of swimming in it like water, he got splattered.
It's more like a Scrooge McDuck thing - the character was fond of literally diving into and swimming around in his giant money vault. Doing this for real will instantly dispel any notion of Disney realism, as well as your brains.
i wish i was swimming in money
He wished to swim in money:P
I seriously don't get any of these.....
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesNormally I'd agree, alot of these are complicated, but this whole one seemed pretty clear. 17 was the only really confusing one.
17 is a throwback to Duck Tales, which made every kid growing up wishing he had a huge pit of money to swim in.
Now I have the Duck Tales theme song stuck in my head (A-woo-ooo).
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Reply#2 is funny, but I can see how most people wouldn't get that
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesTook me a bit, but it's Heart isnt it!
Only if you think 'most' people only listen to crap like Lady Gaga.
she may be s**t, but remember, shes the person who crashed amazon