11 Historical Figures Who Were Drunker Than You Think

11 Historical Figures Who Were Drunker Than You Think
America was founded like 200-something years ago (if you want the exact date, look it up - you're on the Internet). Since that time, upwards of 64% of all citizens have been plastered every day. This includes most of the country's important figures - politicians, explorers, inventors and television lifeguards. Let's take a look at some pivotal moments in this great nation's Drunk History.
THE ALAMO THE MEXICAN SIEGE CAME AS A URPRISE BECAUSE EVERYONE IN THE ALAMO WAS REALLY HUNG OVER FROM A WHISKEY-SOAKED GAME OF TRUTH OR DARE THE NIGHT
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BETSY ROSS FLAG BETSY ROSS HAD TO REMAKE THE AMERICAN FLAG AFTER SPILLING WINE ALL OVER THE ORIGINAL
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WHITE HOUSE FIRE HISTORY BOOKS TELL US THE BRITISH BURNED THE WHITE HOUSE TO THE GROUND DURING THE WAR OF 1812, BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY THE FAULT OF A RAS
SAPPOMATTOX THE CIVIL WAR WAS SETTLED WITH A GRANT VS. LEE SHOT DRINKING CONTEST AT APPOMATTOX
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YALTA CONFERENCE FDR NEARLY LOST AN EYE WHILE CELEBRATING THE END OF WORLD WAR II
LEWIS & CLARK THE EXPEDITION WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A STRAIGHT SHOT TO THE OCEAN. BUT THE EXPLORERS WOUND UP DRINKING THEIR WAY IN A MEANDERING FASHION AC
CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION A LITTLE KNOWN VOTE DURING THE CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION ESTABLISHED THE UNITED STATES AS A DRUNK NATION. THE TEETOTALING DE
XXX THOMAS EDISON EDISON IS CREDITED WITH OVER A THOUSAND INVENTIONS. BUT HE ONLY REALLY REMEMBERED COMING UP WITH THREE OR FOUR OF THEM
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