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22 Hidden Downsides They Don't Show in Superhero Movies

Superheroes' lives aren't all spandex and destroying cities -- they have downsides also. We asked our readers to show us the worst parts about being superpowered. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...


by Tim Babb


by madmann


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by John Mulroy


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by John Mulroy


by AuntieMeme


by Expalphalog


by Christopher Daed


by Doodley-Squat

And the winner is ...

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