The Top 25 Pieces of Movie Merchandise Too Awesome To Exist
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#25 Sanchez .
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#24 chefwhit
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#23 Mike Huang
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#22 S Peter Davis
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#21 Lord Cownostril
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#20 Fairview
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#19 fancytaco
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#18 FoodStampDavis
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#17 Ian Fortey
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#16 Gibbo69
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#15 AnnArrogance
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#14 Bishopwhitet
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#13 AnnArrogance
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#12 Bishopwhitet
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#11 boredatwork
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#10 Krick
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#9 Mike Huang
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#8 Mella
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#7 Mella
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#6 Pr3
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#5 Rubbin Hood
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#4 Sanchez .
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#3 ginchael
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#2 Zaws
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#1 Sanchez .
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Reply#12 I for real laughed out loud hard.
ReplyYears ago I actually did make something like #25. I made moulds from an 'Action Man' and cast them in wax, not solid like a candle but hollow, so you could put small fire crackers or other fireworks inside.
ReplyWish I had had a camera then.
That's damned awesome.
I'd take a can of Whoop Ass
Reply#11 (Catch me if you can) is not the funniest. I laughed at many others, but it is the most probable, therefore the most awesome one.
Reply1 was....awful
Reply#8 is wrong, The Xenomorphs have acidic blood, which sprays when they are shot by bullets. The marines do not use acidic bullets, period.
ReplyBear Grylls approves of #4
ReplyI thought I was going to see the Hellraiser box somewhere or the Timeturner
Reply3 was horrible.
Reply#19 for the win.
Replyepic book and film
I could make a joke about #2 having a horrible, blurry, shaky image, but that would be too easy.
ReplyOh God, #18 would have enough calories to kill you. Ive seen one foot tall gummie bears that had like over 4,000 calories so imagine a human sized one O___O
Replyone time a b2 mission wasn't goin well at teh start, i was flyin all like teh turretas are already dead, so captain janeway (callsign) says should they bail out? i'm like yeah ok this flak shi "missiles" wtf is well they got chutes? f**k no they got knives. 'ok i'll do something over water or something?' yeah ok
Replyhighest turret gunner survival rate ever, 2 at end of mission, others mia
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You receive a kick to the crotch and a device that makes it so whenever you blink, you see Goatse.
Vader! Release her!
Reply#1 was legitimately the best. It's not flashy or ironic or whatever, but it's simple and it's a classic.
Reply6 is the best and I'm not just saying that because I'm a 24 fan... its the only one that made me laugh.
Replythe 24 drink actually exists, i purchased it once back in 2007 or 2008 and it tasted bad, simply awful. twas an energy drink.
I want those Darth Vader gloves because I often need to choke a b***h out, but find that I'm too far away.
ReplyI want #21!
ReplyI could ride it to work and scare the crap out of the parking attendants!
#16 made me giggle
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