The Top 25 Pieces of Movie Merchandise Too Awesome To Exist
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#25 Sanchez .
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#24 chefwhit
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#23 Mike Huang
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#22 S Peter Davis
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#21 Lord Cownostril
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#20 Fairview
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#19 fancytaco
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#18 FoodStampDavis
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#17 Ian Fortey
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#16 Gibbo69
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#15 AnnArrogance
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#14 Bishopwhitet
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#13 AnnArrogance
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#12 Bishopwhitet
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#11 boredatwork
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#10 Krick
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#9 Mike Huang
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#8 Mella
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#7 Mella
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#6 Pr3
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#5 Rubbin Hood
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#4 Sanchez .
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#3 ginchael
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#2 Zaws
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#1 Sanchez .
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I thought I was going to see the Hellraiser box somewhere or the Timeturner
Reply3 was horrible.
Reply#19 for the win.
ReplyI could make a joke about #2 having a horrible, blurry, shaky image, but that would be too easy.
ReplyOh God, #18 would have enough calories to kill you. Ive seen one foot tall gummie bears that had like over 4,000 calories so imagine a human sized one O___O
Replyone time a b2 mission wasn't goin well at teh start, i was flyin all like teh turretas are already dead, so captain janeway (callsign) says should they bail out? i'm like yeah ok this flak shi "missiles" wtf is well they got chutes? f**k no they got knives. 'ok i'll do something over water or something?' yeah ok
Replyhighest turret gunner survival rate ever, 2 at end of mission, others mia
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You receive a kick to the crotch and a device that makes it so whenever you blink, you see Goatse.
Vader! Release her!
Reply#1 was legitimately the best. It's not flashy or ironic or whatever, but it's simple and it's a classic.
Reply6 is the best and I'm not just saying that because I'm a 24 fan... its the only one that made me laugh.
Replythe 24 drink actually exists, i purchased it once back in 2007 or 2008 and it tasted bad, simply awful. twas an energy drink.
I want those Darth Vader gloves because I often need to choke a b***h out, but find that I'm too far away.
ReplyI want #21!
ReplyI could ride it to work and scare the crap out of the parking attendants!
#16 made me giggle
ReplyFor the last time, Dietrich didn't melt, he shriveled up and mummified instantly. Toht melted, Belloq exploded, Dietrich shriveled - get it right dammit.
ReplyThe American Pie one was cringe-worthy
Reply#1 was funny, but laughably photoshopped
ReplyI did like the Silence of the Lambs one, should have been higher up.
If you drank 24 and Jason Bourne's Almighty Can of Whup-ass, would you turn into Teddy Roosevelt?
Reply Hide All See All 3 Replies...no. Jason Bourne, hence the name...Jason Bourne's Almighty Can of Whup-ass, not um you know, Teddy Roosevelt's. Also, would you get amnesia?
Wow, Melissa. Clearly, you don't realize that Teddy Roosevelt was one of the most bad-ass men ever. I mean, he killed elephants in Africa and captured San Juan Hill during the Spanish American War with his regiment, the "Rough Riders." He is reported to have told a man who had just been shot what fun they were all having during the charge. He was freaking crazy. Ergo, if you drink the 24 and the Jason Bourne drink, you might just come close to being like him.
He was also shot and then proceeded to give a 90 minute presidential speech with a bleeding bullet wound.
Number 1 always disappoints me.
ReplyI want a gummy zombie victim now, with breakable candy bones!
Reply18 was my favorite. I would kill for one of those.
ReplyThe 24 drink actually exists. It's f*****g horrible
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