The Top 25 Pieces of Movie Merchandise Too Awesome To Exist

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By: CRACKED Readers February 29, 2008 626,735 Views

Between those sad plastic light sabers and the even sadder Vote for Pedro shirts, the movie merchandise industry clearly doesn't try very hard.

We asked you about the merchandise that would exist if only Hollywood had the balls to make it, and offered money to whoever could photoshop the most ball-flatteningly awesome example.

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