If Hollywood Was Honest About Sex

If Hollywood Was Honest About Sex

There's nothing the viewer loves more than a nice steamy sex scene. And Hollywood loves to put them on. We asked our readers to show us what would happen if Hollywood portrayed these scenes correctly. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

I notice you don't wear underwear. Where did you get those pants? I stole them off some old bum in an alley. Ms. Connor you have contracted pubic lice
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CRACKED COM MINA: OH MY PRINCE, I CAN NOT WAIT FOR US TO FINALLY MAKE LOVE. DRACULA: UM..ACTUALLY. AS A VAMPIRE, I HAVE NO HEART BEAT. SO I CAN NOT GE
CRACKEDC COM I want to put my eggs in your mouth to breed our perfect children.
If Hollywood Was Honest About Sex
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If Hollywood Was Honest About Sex
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If Hollywood Was Honest About Sex
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