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32 Mind-Blowing Early Roles of Famous Actors

Even if an actor manages to get out that 9 to 5 bleaching celebrities' assholes, that's not a guarantee that their first role in a movie would be any less humiliating. We asked our readers to dig up the first-time movie parts that, no doubt, all the big stars wish would go away forever. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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