The 26 Stupidest Invention Ideas (You'd Use Every Day)

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A lot of idiotic patents make it all the way to production, and society ends up worse for it. We asked our readers to show us the idiotic patents that would actually help improve things. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Perusse

Automated Keyboard Cleaner Xmas Keyboard Light Computer. Timer NOTE: Top Rack Only! Unmodified Dishwasher

Entry by AM Smiley

HIDE-A- BONER SIDE VIEW: MIMICS STACK OF TEXTBOOKSO REAR VIEW: HOLLOW TO HIDE EMBARRASSING BULGE CRACKEDCON

Entry by Ted E.

Automatic Spring-Action 113 110 Mobile Phone Theft 111 Deterrent System 113a 113 Unknown 113b Detected User 113c Security Measures 143 Activated 120 1

Entry by AM Smiley

SHOE DE-POOPER B HAAP.E A A BAG DISPENSER B. DISPOSAL BAGS C.BAG CLAMP 1. STEP. 2. EXTEND BAG, 3. DISCARD. TURNING INSIDE OUT CRACKEDCON TO CONTAIN PO

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