23 State Mottos (Revised for Statistical Accuracy)

States tend to focus on the positive and ignore the negatives when it comes to the slogans they print on their license plates and state signs. We asked you to make them more informative using the power of internet research and image manipulation.
23 State Mottos (Revised for Statistical Accuracy)

States tend to focus on the positive and ignore the negatives when it comes to the slogans they print on their license plates and state signs. We asked you to make them more informative using the power of internet research and image manipulation. The winner is below, but first the runners up...

Lock Up Your Daughters in VISSISSIPPI Highest Teen Pregnancy Rate Per Capita GRACKEDOON
WELCOME TO ILLANOIS THE LAND OF LINCOLN Four'of our last five Governors went'to jail. OTENTIAF CRACKED.COM
WELCOME TO COLOR FUL COLORADO *FEATURING ALMOST 12 NON-WHITE PEOPLE! 0 CRACKEDO
CRACKED COM Welcome to Alabama the Beautifu[ Interracial marriage legal since the year 2000 Governor Bob Riley
CRACKED COM WYOMING It's gonna happen eventually.
ORACKED CONT oN GRASS THE Welcome to 16 South Carolina THE I a PLAY BALL! STATE LAW HEADLIGHIS ON WHEN PAINING
Flerida Britbon Hill, 345 ft. CRACKED CON Lowest Higlo PPoiat! America's of VISITOR A DNLNA VVAKIVUINE ome FLORIDA RESIDENTS CAN USE DEADLY FORCE Brad
CRACKEDCON COM Welcome to California One out of every eight Americans is already here.
CRACKED COM WELCOME TO MISSISS SSISSIPPI Birthplace ofe America's babies born out of wedlock Taking the sanctity of marriage very seriously. Almost ha
CRACKED GOM WELCOME 0 TO NEW YORK 2%0 OF OUR POPULATION IS DESCENDED FROM ONE ANCIENT IRISH KING.
to CRACKEDG COM Welcome UTAH The Online Porn Capital of America!
Aloha from 40. of the people arrested here test positive for meth! CRACKEDC
Pennsy lvania lvania Welcomes You Hope you don't want booze on Sunday 800-VISITPA visitPA.com 15 CRACKED
CRAGKEDCO CON Welcome To VERMONT Permit, what permit?
Welcome to California We have external more debt than 138 countries! ENTERING PACIFIC TIME
Teras ta Welcome Ass! Kick canada's We In greenhouse gas Emissions)
23 State Mottos (Revised for Statistical Accuracy)
CRACKED cO COM Welcome to WEST VIRGINIA WIDEST AND THE WORST! Highest Obesity (35.3 Blood Pressure (38. 9%), Diabetes 15.7%). Most Smokers, and Overal
CRACKEDCON Welcome to ELAWARE NO SMALL WONDERS AMERICA'S HIGHEST ABORTION RATE NO FETUS CAN BEAT US!
CRAGKEDCO CON Massachusetts Home of name: Lake eChargoggagooemnt slongest placer U99. Indians should be paying S reparations for that one DO 90
VIRGINLA HAS THE ONLY STATE SEAL THAT DEPICTS NUDITY 1776 201 YEARS MIRGINIA XXVIIT BEFORE BOWL THE SUPER PRICE BEFORE RST IN IS NIPPLE SLIPPAGE YEARS
CRACRED Con MIAOUDI welcome TO THE SHOW-ME STATE Movmons no welcome! Extermination.orde rescinded in 1976
WELCOME TO NewJersey THE LOWEST SUICIDE RATE IN AMERICA... GO FIGURE

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