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Valentine's Day cards you buy at the store are like fast food for the soul, boiling down one of the most nourishing, life-sustaining forces on earth into dismissible bullshit that's impossible to digest without twisting your face into an awkward grimace. We asked you to show us what they might look like if the were allowed to be creative, honest, awesome or all three at once. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by JanitorBob

Entry 20
by JanitorBob

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Entry by junkfoodgenius

Entry 19
by junkfoodgenius

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Entry by johnli27

Entry 2
by johnli27

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, Corey Vaspasiano. You win money.

Entry 1
by Corey Vaspasiano

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There are FOUR contests for you to choose from. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 10,000 pennies.

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