If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back

Examining the terrifying existential implications of 'Toy Story's sentient dolls and action figures. But gadgets are the species of sentient inanimate object that would probably make things the most powerfully weird for the modern world.
If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back

We've had a lot of fun examining the terrifying existential implications of Toy Story's sentient dolls and action figures. But gadgets are the species of sentient inanimate object that would probably make things the most powerfully weird for the modern world. We asked you to show us why. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

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ORACKEDcO COM DON'T BE IMPRESSED. SHE PUT ME IN THAT BABY ROCKING CHAIR WHILE GETTING BONED BY YOUR BEST FRIEND. OOPS, DID SAY THAT OUT LOUD? bh 515
If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back
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CRACKEDcO I've had it! If that bastard TTHETTE even lays a finger on me.... Oh shut up. You'll never leave. sLap Cary
Again? He should be avoiding that. Trust me. Well, thanks for the heads up, anyway. Any time, bud. CRAGKED
If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back
If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back
...and it was flaccid! Who the hell does he think he's going to impress with a limp breakfast link? The ego was mightier, that's for sure. You talk ab
If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back
If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back
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CRACKED Com That's it Josh, just unplug me and plug me back in again. Can't you see I'm too old for this Josh? A Just let me die. rocnor You kiddin? J
GRAGKED0O CoN Can you believe how much this paper sucks? I know, right? I'm not gonna print this shit.
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So LONELY. So COLD. RAY CRACKED COM

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