The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers

Bumper stickers are like tattoos; they're really freaking hard to get off and they serve to tell the world how stupid we were two years ago. The good news is, these 30 could actually keep your car from getting stolen.
The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers

Bumper stickers are like tattoos; they're really freaking hard to get off and they serve to tell the world how stupid we were two years ago. We asked our readers to photoshop the most regrettable possible bumper stickers. As usual, many of the entries were morally reprehensible.

The winner is below, but first the runners-up:

Stop Global Gooling
RAMBO AND I SUPPORT THE MUJAHEDEEN RESISTANCE.
German - s American' Bund Peace - Prosperity - Brotherhood
The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers
The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers
So long rat race! I just founded my own dot com startup!
The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers
counting down the days until Star Wa'rs Episode: I
TOOT IF YOU ADORE CO(AINE
Marry Me, Lance! N'SYNC 4 LIFE
Crazy 4 Swayze!
The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers
The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers
VOTE FOR LARRY BECAUSE GEORGE WASHINGTON LOOKS LIKE n HOBO
I'm As Macho As Rock Hudson
NEGRAES ARE PEAPLE Tau CIVIL RIGHTS FOR ALL
N MASTER MAEIAK o 199 WPF
NEVER TRUST ANYONE OUER 050
The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers
CATCE THE FEVER! WILLRAM ARFUISON FOR PRASKIDENIT IN '40
6 8 9 FUCK YOU 10 8 7 GUN OWNERS
I wish someone would indulge my stranger-rape fantasy
Traci Lords Looks OId Enough To ME!
VONK iF YOU BELEVE THE HOLOCAUST WAS FAKE
Honor MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN Student AT NORTHRIDGE MIDDLE SCHOOL
dnachronism will never highlight the folly of my convictions
The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers
RON SLB PAULL NO. really. 2008
J Survived The Rapture!

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