Bumper stickers are like tattoos; they're really freaking hard to get off and they serve to tell the world how stupid we were two years ago. We asked our readers to photoshop the most regrettable possible bumper stickers. As usual, many of the entries were morally reprehensible.

The winner is below, but first the runners-up:

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