We read interviews with them, look at photographs of them getting into cars, getting out of cars and going food shopping. We'd probably watch them sleep if it weren't for the limits of technology, and those bribe-proof fat cat security guards.
But what do we really know about the lives of the famous? We asked you to take your best guess at what the day to day looks like for a celebrity of your choosing. And since we're such shrewd bastards, we asked you to put it in flowchart form. The winner is below, but first the runners up.
by Chab Gassie