20 Celebrity Lives (In Flowchart Form)

If you broke a typical day in the life of Nancy Grace into flowchart form, what would it look like?
20 Celebrity Lives (In Flowchart Form)

We read interviews with them, look at photographs of them getting into cars, getting out of cars and going food shopping. We'd probably watch them sleep if it weren't for the limits of technology, and those bribe-proof fat cat security guards.

But what do we really know about the lives of the famous? We asked you to take your best guess at what the day to day looks like for a celebrity of your choosing. And since we're such shrewd bastards, we asked you to put it in flowchart form. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

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20 Celebrity Lives (In Flowchart Form)
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20 Celebrity Lives (In Flowchart Form)
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Specifically, things going on in the background or whatever that paint the picture or photo in a new light. For instance, I'm assuming we'll see lots of Photoshops of Munch's The Scream with Rosie O'Donnell showing her vagina in the background. Because that's what's making him scream. Get it? You'll be doing a non-horrible version of that.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or see what the world would look like If Everything In Life Came With Warning Labels. And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.

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