If People Actually Said What They Really Mean

if the subtext of everything you said appeared neatly translated in the moment you said it. White lies would disappear overnight, sexual innuendo would never go unnoticed, and you would actually be able to use sarcasm around your parents, Germans and people from the deep south.
If People Actually Said What They Really Mean

Think about how different the world would be if the subtext of everything you said appeared neatly translated in the moment you said it. White lies would disappear overnight, sexual innuendo would never go unnoticed, and you would actually be able to use sarcasm around your parents, Germans and people from the deep south. We asked you to show us the difference between what people say and what they mean using word bubbles. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

THANKS. SWEETIE! SHAKE IT. BABY! I FEEL sO EXPLOITTED... I FEEL sO EXPLOITED...
What they say -I love your hair today. - Nice goatee bro. - Aww, thanks darling. - Thanks man. What they mean -For once you managed to -I admire your
CRACKEDCON OH, YEAH!!! AHHHHH!!!! MY FACE!!!
LOL WHOOPS MY HAND SLIPPED AGAIN. see your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough on a regukar basis... GRAGKEDCO
Looking good. Yup. Needs more dicks. CRACKED.COM
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Boooooobs. But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who
If People Actually Said What They Really Mean
LATELY I'VE BEEN REALLY INTO THE PLASTIC BAGGS, THE FROZEN GEORGE AND KNEE- SCREAM... you? I just made all of those up, but still - NOCLD beat that, p
GRAGKEDO CON I think SEENG we should BEEN IVE see other people. PERSOS ANOTHEP PENIS
CRACKEDCON TO GET THIS JOB You NEED TO TO GET THIS PROVE You CAN JOB. YOu NEED DO POINTLESS A COLLEGE WORK WITH NO DEGREE REWARD....
If People Actually Said What They Really Mean
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I CAN BASEBALL DO THIS ALL BASEBALL 0o0 BASEBALL BASEBALL NIGHT, BABY! BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL OH, I'M ALMOST YES, YES, OUT OF CONDITIONER
They'll be quite comfortable tes & Ks once you've broken them in. Once your feet are properly deformed, this is all you'll be able to wear. CRACKEDCO
BRO, CHECK OUT THIS SWEET PUMP! LAUGH AT MY PENIS NOW, BITCHES.
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If People Actually Said What They Really Mean
Come on buddy! Let's turn that frown upside down! I don't understand how faces work. CRACKEDO CON
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Sorry I'm late. traffic was terrible! This morning's round of toilet sudoku was particularly challenging.
If People Actually Said What They Really Mean
AM I GONNA MAKE IT DOCTOR? you ARE GOING TO BE OU OF HERE In NO TIME! AND INTO THE MORGUE...
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If People Actually Said What They Really Mean

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