If People Actually Said What They Really Mean

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Think about how different the world would be if the subtext of everything you said appeared neatly translated in the moment you said it. White lies would disappear overnight, sexual innuendo would never go unnoticed, and you would actually be able to use sarcasm around your parents, Germans and people from the deep south. We asked you to show us the difference between what people say and what they mean using word bubbles. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Chowsea

Boooooobs. But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who

Entry by j21

LATELY I'VE BEEN REALLY INTO THE PLASTIC BAGGS, THE FROZEN GEORGE AND KNEE- SCREAM... you? I just made all of those up, but still - NOCLD beat that, p

Entry by Corpsy

They'll be quite comfortable tes & Ks once you've broken them in. Once your feet are properly deformed, this is all you'll be able to wear. CRACKEDCO

Entry by Corpsy

If People Actually Said What They Really Mean

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