If Famous Albums Were Retitled With Brutal Honesty

If Famous Albums Were Retitled With Brutal Honesty

We asked our readers to go back and give critically acclaimed albums more accurate titles. After all, just because they've been called the "best" or "the greatest of all time," that doesn't mean that they really should be called "this'll sound great in movie trailers" or "we can sell 1,000 Ford F-150s with this album." The winners are below, but first the runners-up ...

If Famous Albums Were Retitled With Brutal Honesty
THE BEATLES I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND 5112 I SAW HER STANDING THERE Capitol CRACKED COM
The Essential KENNY LOGGIIVS *You keep using that word I don't think it means what you think it means CRACKED COM
GRAGKED MAROON5 WE ARE THE OPPOSITE OF GAY
CRACKEDCON JAMES IS IN REHAB WE H'AVE A GORILLA ON BASS LARS IS BEING A WHINY BITCH AND WE'RE PRETENDING KIRK DOESN'T EXIST THE BEST WE COULD DO PAREN
Passive-Aggressive songs OF Mawkish SeIF viry Caicared To Ghilt-Trip Confused women Into Having Sex With BRUNO MAKS CRAGKEDCON
If Famous Albums Were Retitled With Brutal Honesty
LANADELREY HIPSTER BRITNEY
MUSE EVERYTHING WENT DOWNHILL AFTER WE ENDED UP IN TWILIGHT
TOM WAITS QUITE SOBER OBVIOUSY
CRACKED CKIK O BWAAAAAAA NANANA ZUKZUKZUK OHMYGAWWWD 02 DUKKADUKKA DUKKA DUKKA BANGARANG 03 DUH DUH RIGHT DUH DUH DUH RIGHT IN 04 NARCISSISTIC CANNIBA
1. KNOCK 0 KNOCK 2 THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE 7599-24063-2 3 WHO'S ON THIRD? 4 THAT'S WHAT 7 GIT-R-DONE SHE SAID! 8 CHUCK NORRIS 5. FART SOUNDS
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MADONNA 3RUSIO, TCCENTCALLY l IMUSICIEECHNICALLY 2 IM IMPRESSIVE 3 RUNAWAY LOVER OR YOUR SOUL IS MINE 4 I DESERVE IT. EVERY. EUCKING. PENNY. AMAAINd
Ftl METALHEAD ADVISORY TAME CONTENT Asellahle On napster. 1234401780012 disc METALLICA ALBUM THE THE BROWN o. 1 ENIFR SELLOUY 7 THENOUCHTHE NECUM 2 FL
CRAGKED.CON LOL LT LOU LOU REED & METALLICA
CRACKEDCON A THR Just IN CASE YOUR LOCAL CLASSICNOCK STATION DOESN'TGET AROUND TO PLAYING THESE EVVERY HOUR
CRACKED COM GUNS N' ROSE, ROSES N' DEMOCRACY Axl's cocaine bucket finally went dry GUNS t GNR
KEUg a very milksnake otera with DnO forther mnesoing CRACKED COM
If Famous Albums Were Retitled With Brutal Honesty
If Famous Albums Were Retitled With Brutal Honesty
NeOOU INNI P FOpTLINE TEOLOU onn NNI PA RTUNE otin T NAH AVET TOTALLY SHHUULINT SUR EFTABIG moger OCTORH PR tastie DBOGATSTV TEPIO ahati FORTUIN MAJAT
STEREO BOOBS NANCY SINATRA These Boobs Are Made For Somethin' Daddy's Friends Will Hurt You Badly Bad Lighting On the Porch
CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION THEME SONGS CRAGKEDCON
CREED GREATEST HIT CRACKED.COM
IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME3 DO YOU F'CKING LOVE HER? > YOU'RE LEAVING, I'M PREGNANT L BROKE YOUR XBOX I BLEW YOUR DAD ON YOUR BIRTHDAY ISWEAR I'LL KILL M

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