Boobs on Things That Don't Normally Have Boobs

At least it SOUNDED like the sort of thing we should get you for Christmas. (NSFW)
Boobs on Things That Don't Normally Have Boobs

This is not our fault.

We offered our fans a simple contest. An exercise of their artistic ability. We wanted it to be a Christmas present to them, and to you. That they would produce dozens of images that will haunt your nightmares is something we could not have anticipated nor controlled.

We offered $50 to someone who could use Photoshop to portray, "something with boobs, that does not usually have boobs." Yes, we regret it, and apologize for having no choice but to inflict them upon you. They start out okay, but about half way through the list you will begin your descent into madness.

NSF fucking W.

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Note the year - we're asking you to look into the future here. Every year there are pics celebrities would prefer we forget, but that will live on forever (ie, George Bush ducking a thrown shoe). Well, fast forward a year from now and photoshop for us what the most embarrassing pictures of 2009 will look like. The best entry gets $50.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out 25 Awesome Ways to Break Bad News. And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.

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