The Perfect Zingers For 15 Important Historical Moments

When time travel is invented, we're going to learn a lot about ourselves as a species. We'd imagine there will be those people who try to go back and right history's wrongs, but an underestimated subset will be the folks who use it to add the perfect zinger to those moments.
The Perfect Zingers For 15 Important Historical Moments

When time travel is invented, we're going to learn a lot about ourselves as a species. We'd imagine there will be those people who try to go back and right history's wrongs, but an underestimated subset will be the folks who use it to add the perfect zinger to those moments. We asked you to show us the bad jokes, and puns that will make time travel worth it. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

CRACKED BREAK A LEG!
They prefer Native American. GRACKED' COM
GRAGKEDA COM Get to the choppa!
MDRE LIE V-D DAY!
GRACKEDCON ACCOMPLISHIED MISSION BOX FOIC POLICE Ayt enzbPrm TNE ONITED dOT PRESIDEN HIM TUX Vero Y IM XH
pfie ittaimtous SReclarafion States of H(neric dfib ISrtarn uaI lrnil en ay mr.een e Fre fkiT drn TI:DRel nr ABLt hsa 4naf.r eery ithe cnnepr Aloitotl
7v35 HEY, HOW WAS YOUR TRIP ? CRACKEDO CON
YOU CHOSE... POORLY!
The Perfect Zingers For 15 Important Historical Moments
CRACKED.COM FIRST!
/ don't wanna wait... For our liiiiiives to be o-ver... CRACKEDGOM
Good thinking Einstein!
CRACKED COM WHO ORDERED THE STAKE AND QUE? FRENCH FRTES?
CRACKEDo COM YOUR MAMA'S SO POOR, SHE CAN'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION!
VERILY I SAY TO YOU, I AM THE BREAD OF LIFE. HE WHO EATS OF ME SHALL BE REWARDED FOR ALL ETERNITY. THATS way SHE SAID

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