21 Recruitment Posters for Henchmen of Movie Villains

At some point people were tricked into joining an organization that, deep down, they had to know was on the losing side. But how?
21 Recruitment Posters for Henchmen of Movie Villains

Behind every Storm Trooper or foot soldier in a supervillain's personal army, is a story. At some point this person joined an organization that, deep down, they had to know was on the losing side. We asked you to photoshop for us the recruitment posters/brochures that evil organizations print with the intention of luring these poor souls in, and offered $50 to the winner. The results:

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PANDORA: AN ALIEN WORLD DA RICH WITH NEW LIFE AND NATURAL RESOURCES. OVR02 n NOW LET'S EURIN THs FUCKER DOWN. ENLIST NOW! NIONE V OV 0o Ror
CRAGKED Chicks dig tattoos. Join the Death Eaters today www.morsmordre.com
THERE'S NO ECE IN TEAM. UNTCL NOUH!! ARE YOU LONELYP ANGRY DOES THE CURRENT UORLD CLECOATTE REALLLLY GET YO STEAMEDP DO YOU HAVE ANY TRAECNNG EN CLASS
CRACKED.COM ARE YOU BEING A GOOD HOST?
BITCHES LEAVE BUT CLARENCE AUIILIL ALWAYS HAVIE YOUR BACK ibelieveicanfly@boddicker.CGRacKEDcom
CRACKEDe CON To da fuckin punk dat works at da bar You fuckin work for me now you fuckin piece of shit like im your fuckin employaa or somthin like im
CRAGKEDe CON CATCH'EM WHEN THEY'RE CARELESS! ICEBERGS! WE'RE DEAD AHEAD. PREEMPT GLOBAL WARMING CRUSH HUMANITY!
21 Recruitment Posters for Henchmen of Movie Villains
21 Recruitment Posters for Henchmen of Movie Villains
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IRAGKEDO Aw Just A REMINDER: SOoN ENOUCH YOU WILL. SLEEP OR TAKE A CRAP AND IN EITHER CIRCUMSTANCE. IT WILL BE VERY EASY FOR ME TO MAKE A COIN PASS TH
IF YOU THINK STARVATION AND POOR WORKING CONDITIONS IS CRAP WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE PAY (we USTALLY BURY IT) BUT THERE WILL BE RAPING AND PILLAGING.
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CRAGKEDCONT This FRIEND man is your DO Humongous 0o He fights for GASOLINE
CRACKED.COM ADVENTURE? EXCITEMENT A STORMTROOPER CRAVES THESE THINGS!
21 Recruitment Posters for Henchmen of Movie Villains
CRACKED MOLA RAM IS CALLING FOR YOU ON-SITE DAY CARE INTRATEMPLE AND PEDIATRICIAN TRANSPORTATION 100% FREE OF STANDARD - ISsUe PROPELLOR-RELATED TURBA
CRACKEDC COM THINK YOU CAN HIT THESE TARGETS? APPLY NOW SPECTRE.COM PETR

There are FOUR regular contests for you to choose from. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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