11 Tasteless Holiday Decorations
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#11 Corpsy
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#10 hollohill
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#9 Lord Cownostril
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#8 elleonheels
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#7 BennyB
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#6 bunker6
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#5 sula21
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#4 bunker6
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#3 theradical
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#2 magicunderpants
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#1 The
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I really think dick jokes should be banned from photo contests on here. Dick jokes are occasionally funny in writing, written by people who are actually funny and being paid to write. But random dicks photoshopped onto random objects isn't funny anymore after the first 10 times or so.
ReplyDang, huge gasp came out of me when I first saw 11!
ReplyWho orders these things? In my opinion, if you weighed these things on a scale of "Actually Accomplishing the Photoplasty Goal", with creativity and delivery given more weight than "containing a dick joke", the list would be:
Reply#1: Adultery naitivity scene
#2: Abu Ghraib tree-man (The photo editing was almost too good. I didn't recognize it until after seeing it a few times)
#3: Kama Sutra Advent calendar
#4: Beer bong angel
#5: Gingerbread eviction
#6: Fireplace condoms
#7: Roudolph dick joke
#8: Gingermen dick joke
#9: Hanging Santa
#10: Truck decal/balls sleigh
#11: Obscene Santa costume (last, because this wasn't a costume-designing contest)
Agreed!! You can't just put boobs or dicks on things and call it a day. If that was the case, we could just crown any a*****e writing on a bathroom stall the winner of everything. Anyway, 4 and 2 were my favorites.
eh, I'm actually going to bet that how tasteless the karma sutra calendar is would be the last thing on anyone's mind if you could actually get both parties to agree to the whole deal. Actually that sounds like it might even be a great idea, it could totally be for those looking for alternative ways to...erm..."put a spark in their sex lives" (wow that sounds old womany) without resorting to the horrendous options offered by many magazines written by people who I firmly believe have never seen a member of the opposite gender. On the other hand, from what I understand the karma sutra apparently has its fair share of manhood-breaking maneuvers, but still, throw a different picture down as a background and I think we may have a hit on our hands.
ReplyIt would be a great christmas gift too. I mean a pre-christmas gift really, as otherwise it would kind of defeat the purpose of the whole thing.
... how many parties do you know who think it's tasteful to combine a religious scene featuring a newborn with instructions for fucking? Names and addresses would help; the "party van" is just waiting for the phone call to pick you all up.
The order of #1 and #2 is reversed.
ReplyAgreed.
(Religion + Blasphemy) * Subtlety > Something + Dick
#2 was f'en hilarious! Well done everyone.
ReplyTook me a while to get number 1, but once I saw it...it couldn't be unseen.
ReplyI thought they were supposed to get MORE funny as you go along...not less. :/
Reply#1 is unfunny and not creative at all.
Replyyeah, yeah..another dick joke for the 861782317831th time
you must be new here
#8 is the best. should have gotten higher rating
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesI'd buy #8.
I'd put #2 as #1, and #8 as the new #2. Joseph's expression is just too priceless.
Wait, cancel that... I'd still put #8 higher, but not that high.
I really want to make that gingerbread house >
ReplyMe too! It's hilarious!
what's wrong with a black jesus?
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesIt's not the black Jesus. It's the combo of black Jesus and black wise man. Put yourself in Joseph's shoes.
Especially considering that he's supposed to be Middle-Eastern
I don't get it either. Black Jesus is "tasteless"?? Maybe if it was the year 1840. Plenty of people think Jesus is something other than white.
The idea is that she's lying about the father. Look at Joseph's face.
Not black mom + not black dad = black baby?
Are you guys just dense?
black jesus XD
ReplyThe dick joke ones were bad, but I am fond of #2 for the subtly, and the look of rage on Joseph's face as the black wise man rests his hand on Mary's shoulder, having given his "gift" of child support.
ReplyHaha, I didn't catch that till you mentioned it.
How the hell is anyone supposed to know that #11 was the Zimbardo experiment?
ReplyNo one because its a picture from the Abu Ghraib Prison, which wasn't an experiment by any means. Real people got hurt and killed by the hands of American Soldiers who were stressed and misdirected.
I thought it was a drunk at a Christmas party, so hey, I thought it was lame.
11 was clearly the best, 1 was a lame dick joke.
ReplyHis dick don't LOOK lame.
11 was the absolute best out of all of them.
Reply#9 is disgusting!!
ReplyO.o I thought those were socks!
Am I going to hell for wishing I could find #6 in a store?
ReplyNo - I do too - although I do have first class tickets to hell already - so not bothered! Would buy most of these things stat!
No - I do too - although I do have first class tickets to hell already - so not bothered! Would buy most of these things stat!
It took me a couple of seconds to find Rudolph's dong.
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesLooks like his nose isn't the only thing that's red
Looks like his nose isn't the only thing that's red
Looks like your a fan of needless repetition.
Looks like your a fan of needless repetition.
So am I. XD
Yeah, I was wondering if the yellow ball she was eating was supposed to be drugs or something.
Then I looked down.