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Legally speaking, corporations have the same rights as people. We asked you to imagine if there was a real person who embodied everything we know about some of the biggest companies in the world. What would they look like, what job would they have, just how punchable could a human being possibly be? The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by stickfig

Entry 14
by stickfig

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Entry by mechareaper

Entry 13
by mechareaper

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Entry by andrealibs

Entry 2
by andrealibs

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, BlondeFury. You win money.

Entry 1
by BlondeFury

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