What 14 Corporations Would Look Like in Human Form

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Legally speaking, corporations have the same rights as people. We asked you to imagine if there was a real person who embodied everything we know about some of the biggest companies in the world. What would they look like, what job would they have, just how punchable could a human being possibly be? The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by keinkampf

CRACKED.COM coort J.P. Morgan ICO Chase

Entry by iamfry

CRAGKEDCO

Entry by andrealibs

What 14 Corporations Would Look Like in Human Form

There are FOUR contests for you to choose from, the three standard photoplasties, and a fourth that requires a little writing. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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