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Five Things You Didn’t Know You Could Get From the Government for Free
Well, kinda free — your tax dollars are paying for them, after all
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- By Amanda Mannen
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20 of the Funniest Ways Underage Kids Tried to Buy Booze
‘Can I see your I.D.?’ ‘Nope’
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- By Ian Garner
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5 Times Falling Space Junk Effed People Up
It’s a bird... It’s a plane... It’s a screw from the International Space Station taking out your garage
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- By Amanda Mannen
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21 Times Lawyers Won Cases Using Seriously Obscure Laws
If you already think the justice system is a sham, this won’t help
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- By Amanda Mannen
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4 Times ‘Saturday Night Live’ Showed Zero Courage
Remembering the times ‘SNL’ backed far away from the cutting edge
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Extinct Animals That Deserved It
Look, we’re not ALL gonna make it, and they should have tried harder
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- By Eli Yudin
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This Company Took Its Business Idea Straight from ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’
Selling gas door to door didn’t work in Philadelphia, but a company in Charleston, South Carolina thinks they’ve perfected the plan
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Four Historic Landmarks Dirtbag Tourists Have Destroyed This Year Alone
As always, we really need to keep our eyes on the Germans
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- By Amanda Mannen
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An Oral History of ‘Mission Hill,’ the Animated Cult Classic That Adult Swim Saved
On its 25th anniversary, we spoke to creators Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein as well as the cast of the show that the WB originally disregarded after just two episodes
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- By Brian VanHooker
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4 Reasons You Keep Dreaming You’re Back in School Taking a Test
It might be because you’re anxious, but there may also be another explanation no one talks about
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- By Ryan Menezes
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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30 of the Dumbest Times Customers Demanded to Speak to the Manager
‘Soda went flat a week after he opened it’
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- By Ian Garner
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34 Random Bits of Trivia to Make Your Ignorance Go Away Forever
You can never have too many facts
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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32 Behind-the-Scenes Tidbits from Movies and TV Shows
Films faced with adversity will just have to roll with it. Get it? Like, film roll. Anyone? ANYONE?!?!
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, April 17, 2024
We dare you not to read these morsels of knowledge
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- By Jesse
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Norm Macdonald Had the Best Joke About Rob Schneider’s Act
In 2016, Norm let loose one of his legendary meandering bits in front of Conan O’Brien, David Spade, Nick Swardson and Schneider himself
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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The Comedy Store Wanted Nothing to Do With Young Jerry Seinfeld
Frankly, Mitzi Shore didn’t like his attitude
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- By Matt Solomon
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30 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, April 17, 2024
They don’t do any real work
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- By Ian Garner
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Bill Maher Gets Even Creepier With Defense of Woody Allen
“I just flat-out believe him."
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- By Matt Solomon
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Anthony Jeselnik Lights Up Steven Crowder for Being ‘The Worst Stand Up Comedian of All Time’
Jeselnik recounts the experience of watching an early-career Crowder ‘eat the hottest of hot d---s’ at the Comedy Cellar
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- By Keegan Kelly
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When Larry David Was 12, His Worried Mom Wrote A Newspaper Psychologist About Him
He wasn’t nuts about Halloween either
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- By Matt Solomon
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Seth MacFarlane Threatens to Never End ‘Family Guy’
‘I don’t see a good reason to stop’
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- By Matt Solomon
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