What Video Game Background Characters Are Thinking

What Video Game Background Characters Are Thinking

The characters in the background of our video games have come a long way since their work as two dimensional blobs, cheering you up the ranks of "Mike Tyson's Punch Out." But even the living, breathing citizens of Grand Theft Auto's Liberty City rarely give you an indication of what they're thinking. We asked you to show us the inner lives of the video game world's extras. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

CRACKED CON EILTIZA BURTTIH B IAIPPIY WORST. BIRTHDAY. EVER.
WE HAVE HER AFARLY OUTNUMBERED.. WlY DON'T WE JUST ALL HIT HER AT ONCET WHY ARE WE TAKING TUENS??! ITS CALLED CLASS, RICK. ITS CALLED CLASS. HP Floot
Does everything look green to you guys?
Hey look, CRACKED GOM ANOTHER f*****g pass play. 18 G3 97
What Video Game Background Characters Are Thinking
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5 0O I can already tell this brand new car jack was worth all CRACKED that money COM
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What Video Game Background Characters Are Thinking
Never washed your hands after you buried Mary, did you. Goddamn 19th century. You haue dusenteru CRACKED.COM
CRACKED CO Seriously?
MARIO WORLD TIME 000100 x00 1-1 370 I don't want to live any more LJ GRACHKAD COM
GO WEST! 00-57 THEY SAID! STAKE YOUr CLAIMI THEY SAID! 5/19 CRACKED CON
Three notes? Look out. Yngwie! I'll never forget this song! A A
BALL! CRACKED COM
...and I said to Mikhail, We should really invest in some rocket launchers instead of dance lessons. But. nooo... CRACKED COM
PUSHI START 99 PUSH START SUA-CRO ILCENE PIE DONA JESU FIS DOMINE... REQUIEM CRACKEDcO
GRACKED CONP (Maybe if I keep saying the same thing, he'll leave me the hell alone...)
00 WINS 92 01 WINS DIU KANG SUB-ZCO What just happened?! I can't see 3 fucking thing! CRACKED COM!
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Faster CRACKEDCON
8 0 What the.. illegal serve! Are you blind, ump!? Ok, never mind...gotta stay focused. Can't let him get inside your head, man. You got this, bro...
CRACKED.COM 1642 I 19:19 Finally, somebody to talk to! It's been SO long! WAIT! Where are you going!?!! Rats! ACISON
CRACKEDG CON It. SOMEBODH MADE THE EXACT SAME SIGU I DID? How? XIE sens THIS IS so FAKE! DX D DXDy FIGHT! E ALSTIN ERICHO 00800 2
What Video Game Background Characters Are Thinking
LUGIA L-100 Ah. Fuck. MAGIKARP Lv:5 40/ 40 MAGIKARP used TACKLE!
Hmmm... this guy just It oppears I've made exploded the last 7 or 8 most grevious erroor in of us with his bare fists... judgement. but you know what?

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