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Mother's Day is upon us again, that annual pain in the ass of ungrateful little punks who don't know how much their mother went through for them. We asked you to show us what the cards might look like if all the flowery synonyms for gratitude were replaced by blunt honesty. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Yolshi

Entry 19
by Yolshi

Entry by weezerbholly

Entry 18
by weezerbholly

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, bazooka. You win money.

Entry 1
by bazooka

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Next week's contests:

  1. Instructional Signs That Must Exist in Video Game Universes
  2. If Every Book Got a Movie Adaptation
  3. What People in Famous Photographs Are Actually Thinking/Saying
  4. Today's Technology as it Would've Been Depicted in Sci-Fi Movies of the Past

There are FOUR contests for you to choose from, the three standard photoplasties, and a fourth that requires a little writing. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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