If Mother's Day Cards Were Honest

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Mother's Day is upon us again, that annual pain in the ass of ungrateful little punks who don't know how much their mother went through for them. We asked you to show us what the cards might look like if all the flowery synonyms for gratitude were replaced by blunt honesty. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Mich13

CRACKED Happy* Mothers Day * (By the way, B made a * huge mess making this card. Brooms in the ** kitchen* Chop, Chopl

Entry by jaykay

If Mother's Day Cards Were Honest

Entry by Hungadunga

MOTHER..... IT'S YOUR DAY! A day for giving you my love, my thanks,...d my attentionl A day that comes but once a year... s.an entire INDUsTRY says so

Entry by AM Smiley

CRACKED.COM Mom, If you didn't want to clean up shit, our shouldn't have had you kids.

Entry by bazooka

On this Mother's Day My thoughts of Bambi remind of fondest me hidden wishes for you Rest d Deace sonny CRACKED.COM

There are FOUR contests for you to choose from, the three standard photoplasties, and a fourth that requires a little writing. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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