Home Improvements The Future Will Bring, If It Has The Balls
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#13 The Edge Will Cut You
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#12 Karly
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#11 McBeefy
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#10 BooBooKittyFvck
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#9 asi66
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#8 CountBaqula
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#7 jarek
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#6 blemm
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#5 laterali
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#4 pizzamogul
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#3 Marsupial
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#2 bunker6
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#1 blemm
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I want #9 in the worst way!
ReplyI want a jet hamster. I want one so bad. No, wait, scratch that. I want a legion of jet hamsters.
Replywho the hell drinks beer ice?
Reply#1: YEEEAAARRGH!!!!!
ReplySonic Zip-line-to-the-Fridge!
Kudos on the swing at the end-- so nostalgic
#1 sucked nothing that futuristic about a zipline
ReplyIt's not saying that the improvement itself is futuristic but that it could happen in the future.
I liked the Jet Hamsters one. That was cute
Replyi would so buy #5.
ReplyI would buy a jet hamster
ReplyAlso why is the shaver in #2 at crotch height?
Oblivious commenter is oblivious.
Yeah, it's not like hair grows down there. And if it did, who would want to ever trim it? Makes no sense.
lo at the Sonic the Hedgehog springs in #6
ReplyNumber 9 should have won...
ReplyHell yeah, Yuengling!!!
ReplyNumber one just makes no sense. First, lazy-boy grabs a handle from sitting height, zooms to the left, down the hall-way, then suddenly he's zooming to the right and lands neatly at full standing height. I know, I know, it's still in the concept stage, but at the same time, the effort of holding up his own weight is probably greater than standing up and walking. A much better idea would be to live in a dome-style abode and bounce around on bungey-cords in a harness.
Reply Hide All See All 7 RepliesAlso, anyone else notice all the chemtrails in #3? Let's hope they go back where they came from very soon!
After reading your comment... I don't want to live in this humorless world anymore...
Number one makes perfect sense. He has no reflection in the mirror when he swings by. He owns.
There's no reflection because in actuality, he is swinging so fast, the mirror can't pick up his reflection. Thus making it the best home improvement option ever.
God kills a puppy for every letter you type. For every sentence, God kills a child. Tools like you ruin every single funny thing in the world. What could a person with absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever possibly gain by visiting a humor site? You're like that grey dude and his furry grey friend from Rainbow Brite. (pause here while you try to think up some sort of snappy comeback, sigh as you accept failure, moving on...) You and your kind should be rounded up and sent to a special island where you're forced to watch the Weather Channel 23 hours a day. Maybe global warming is happening because God decided to get rid of you, so He sent down Al Gore to sniff all of your people out. He's the Pied Piper of suck.
This is complete bullshit! I demand fully realistic animated gifs on my comedy website. and furthermore
He looks like he is swinging to the right because the angle of the shot changed dipshit.
the comment so stupid, he had to post it twice.
Number one just makes no sense. First, lazy-boy grabs a handle from sitting height, zooms to the left, down the hall-way, then suddenly he's zooming to the right and lands neatly at full standing height. I know, I know, it's still in the concept stage, but at the same time, the effort of holding up his own weight is probably greater than standing up and walking. A much better idea would be to live in a dome-style abode and bounce around on bungey-cords in a harness.
ReplyAlso, anyone else notice all the chemtrails in #3? Let's hope they go back where they came from very soon!
1 is so full of win
Reply#1 is hypnotic...
Reply9 is like the new coke machine they have at all the BK's...I'm sure you can buy one for your house...
ReplyNow I wish my house came with an Ion cannon.
ReplyI like 9 but I would actually use good beer instead of a bunch of s**tty light lagers that all taste damn near the same.
ReplyCould number two come with other...ahem...attachments and such? I mean cup holders you pervs!
ReplySure ya did.
After #2, you wont have any balls...
ReplyYou only have to be worried about that if your balls are small enough to be SHAVED off.