Drew Carey Really Wants You to Know About His Orgasmic Phish Experience
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Evolutionary Advantages We’re Trashing With Our Grooming Habits
As someone who’s played in a Magic: The Gathering tournament before, I’m acutely aware of the need for good personal hygiene. It’s generally something I’d recommend going above and beyond on, since very few people have ever been asked to ...
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Tricks That Finally Got the Authorities to Come Down and Fix Stuff
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- By Ryan Menezes
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42 Mind-Control Techniques Employed by Modern Marketing Wizards
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- By Jesse
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36 Totally Wild Freak Accidents
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- By Ian Garner
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30 Trivia Tidbits About Unbelievable Statistics
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, April 23, 2024
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- By Jesse
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31 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, April 23, 2024
The show is missing an element of danger
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- By Ian Garner
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Ben Stiller Says the Failure of ‘Zoolander 2’ Haunted Him for Years
The ‘Zoolander’ sequel was a cigarette in the gas-fight of Stiller’s filmography
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Bill Burr Gets Misty-Eyed Watching ‘Bluey’
The comedian says the cartoon is ‘really deep’
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- By Matt Solomon
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34 Toys, Games and Activities That Wouldn’t Pass Muster Today
This is dedicated to the playtime martyrs
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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Every ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Main Character’s Least-Terrible Moment
The closest Mac, Dennis, Charlie, Dee and Frank each came to selflessness over the last 16 seasons
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Richard Lewis’ Stand-Up Start Came From A Dark Place
One event ‘catapulted’ Lewis to the stage
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- By Matt Solomon
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22 Movie Endings That Would Be Better If They Weren’t So Happy
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ didn’t need that last shot of Bruce
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Greg Daniels Better Not Book Too Many Hot Actors for the New ‘Office’ Show
The first two cast members for the prospective series set in the ‘Office’ universe are two lookers — hopefully, there aren’t too many more of those
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- By Keegan Kelly
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War Elephants Were the O.G. Tanks
And yes, they were highly effective
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- By Eli Yudin
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Patrick Warburton’s Family Really, Really Hates ‘Family Guy’
His mom tried to get Warburton to sign cancellation petition
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- By Matt Solomon
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This Is the Moment Jon Stewart Became ‘Daily Show’ Jon Stewart
Thank you, Rosie O’Donnell for bailing on a gig at the last minute
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- By JM McNab
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15 Background Jokes and Puns From ‘BoJack Horseman’
A stampede of animal puns
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- By Jesse
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Bill Maher Blasts Hollywood Pedophiles Despite Previously Defending Pedophiles
New rule: Bill Maher sucks
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- By JM McNab
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The 5 Most Ridiculous Things Blamed on Bigfoot
He’s real, he’s my friend and he’s innocent
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Liars Who Brutally Gaslit Their Families
The worst part about your kid lying to you? Probably the murder part
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- By Ryan Menezes
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20 Practical Effects That Look Like CGI, and 20 Digital Effects That Look Like Real Life
‘The Fly’ didn’t need CGI, but a movie about playing tag did. Go figure
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- By Jesse
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Don’t Dare Package Something in a Skull or Dan Aykroyd Will Sue You
It doesn’t have to be vodka, either
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- By JM McNab
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31 Random Bits of Trivia That Are Wanted in at Least a Dozen States
After a thorough investigation, we tracked down the facts
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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32 Blasts From the Past That Will Fire Up the Old Neural Networks
‘Remember Alf?! He’s back! In Pog form’ — Milhouse Van Houten
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Monday, April 22, 2024
May we offer you some nice tidbits in these trying times?
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- By Jesse
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