If Tattoos Could Talk

If Tattoos Could Talk

What if the terrible art that people put on their skin was more self aware than the people who asked for it to be put there? We asked you to show us what some of the resulting conversations might look like. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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If Tattoos Could Talk
If Tattoos Could Talk
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If Tattoos Could Talk

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