24 Famous Paintings (With The Dialogue Included)

Everybody knows exactly what sucks about the great art galleries: they won't let you go in there with a sharpie and add hilarious dialogue to the paintings (trust us, we tried).
24 Famous Paintings (With The Dialogue Included)

Everybody knows exactly what sucks about the great art galleries: they won't let you go in there with a sharpie and add hilarious dialogue to the paintings (trust us, we tried).

Well, we believe in allowing you to express yourselves. We asked you to supply the dialogue that surely must be occurring in classic paintings. The results are below and, believe it or not, the winner was given $50 for doing this.

'M JUIST A POOR BOY, NOBODY LOVES MG HES JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMTEY! SPARE HIM HTS LIFE FROM THS MONSTROSIY! BASY come, EASY sO. WILL you LT M
Verily I say unto thee, Jesus, what is your I think it is opinion on definitely Jesus, is gay marriage? this all on one check? CRACKED.COM
CRACKED.cOM No entiendo. Cuales son tweezers?
SQUIRREL! CRACKED.cOM
24 Famous Paintings (With The Dialogue Included)
CRACKED.COM IT RURS THE LOTION ON ITS SkiN... ..IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN. ...OR ELSE...
Oh, no! Not the bees! Not the bees! AAARRRGGHH!! My eyes! CRACKED.COM
Happy Valentines day motherf$@f%sl CRACKED.cOM
DUDE, DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE DRIVING ? IT'S COOL, MAN. I'VE DEVELOPED A TOLERANCE FOR THIS STUFF ! CRACKED.cOM
24 Famous Paintings (With The Dialogue Included)
QUICK!!! FOLLOW MY BOOBS!!! TITTIESS!!! CRACKED.COM
CRACKED.cOM Frrrrrrrrrt.
CRACKED.cOM You must hurry or else the children will have to eat their Captain Crunch without Crunchberries.
24 Famous Paintings (With The Dialogue Included)
Sweetie, we May be wearing the same outfit, but only one of US is pulling it off you total bitch CRACKED.COM
24 Famous Paintings (With The Dialogue Included)
24 Famous Paintings (With The Dialogue Included)
Marcel, do I really need to be naked for this? CRACKED.cOM Oui.
24 Famous Paintings (With The Dialogue Included)
CRACKECOM Dude. are we juggling a baby? You know we are, bro. Kick. Ass. I Hor 1 (u
CRACKED.COM Dude, seriously. we are not fuCKing stars. Get your ass Up before the cops get here! I told bim that was too much acid.
24 Famous Paintings (With The Dialogue Included)
CRACKED.COM PHILIIS 0S LOOK HOW FAR I CAN STRETCH WHEN PULL ON THE TIR LIKE THIS! WJHY CAN'T YOURS DO THAT, HOWARD?
A-OOGAH! CRACKED.cOM

There are FOUR contests for you to choose from, the three standard photoplasties, and a fourth that requires a little writing. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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