10 Important News Stories as Depicted by 5-Year-Olds
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#10 bunker6
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#9 popeoptimus
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#8 Yuval Bar-On
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#7 The Furlinator
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#6 VanD
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#5 SlimeQ
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#4 AndelleRae
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#3 karaanalunea
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#2 getfreshdesigns
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#1 bunker6
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yea yea about 8 of these weren't actually made by a 5 year old, but they were still amusing nonetheless. (Especially the zoidberg one XD)
ReplyI'm having trouble understanding number 5.
ReplyStupid
ReplyI'm not sure if the hard on collider is really something a 5 year old would draw. >w>
ReplyWould the average five year old know what a "hard on" is? I sure hope not, actually...
Cute! :)
ReplyOh yeah, you bend that stick figure over. You take her. Yeah, just like that...
ReplyNeed a new Jesus?
ReplyWhy not Zoidberg?
These aren't actually by kids. A kid couldn't approximate a silhouette of the United States that well. And they wouldn't draw stick figure doggy style. And what's up with the last one? It looks like it's not even trying to look it's made by a 5-year-old. Is that supposed to be like a wink? A "ha ha, this had nothing to do with kids the whole time"?
ReplyYou must have been an unfortunately boring, stupid, and untalented child.
And you aren't actually a dragon.
I think it is a bit of a "wink" but more a "haha, we lured all these pedos here, and this had nothing to do with kids the whole time, won't they be disappointed."
#5?
Replyhavin' a hard time with 4
ReplySame here.
Dunno if my last comment posted, but guy riding grayhound bus in canada got his head cut off by some crazy dude. "Beheaded"
You can find a lot of large hardon colliders on the internet, if that's really what you're into.
Replywhy is jesus depicted as a lobster?
Reply Hide All See All 4 Repliesfuturama reference
clearly you never watched futurama, go watch it or prepare to get stung by deadly space bee's (yet another reference)
Sweet Zombie Jesus! That show rocks!
It's a reference to futurama.
If you haven't watched it, consider yourself lucky.
It's another one of Matt Groening's television abortions.
How would a 5 year old know what a hard on is?
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesIs it an attractive 5 year old?
dr.hhholmes: I don't know whether to like or dislike your comment; I laughed, and then I felt really bad.
Your dick wasn't getting hard when you were five?
So 5 years olds don't know what a hard on is? I must have grown up in a perverted neighborhood. And they're much less likely to know what a hadron is, so your question is moot.
Trolololol @Dr. hhholmes
@dr.hholmes
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i didnt get alot of these because i dont understand 5 year old grammar
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesIf you frequent the internet, you should be used to it by now. Unfortunately, most of that grammar is from adults. You know what, I don't actually understand most of what English-speaking people on the internet say, either. Too bad for us.
People on the internet speak English? I thought it was some kind of bizarre alien language.
Well you should, because you used 'a lot' as one word, and my 5 year old even knows that that's incorrect grammar.
Did anyone else get the futurama reference in 9?
Replyyes yes it dr zoidberg... or a coincidence. either way kinda funny.
i don't get number four. what's with the guy in the bus with a bee for a head?
Reply Hide All See All 3 Repliescolony collapse disorder
hexwork: Ha ha ha no. That's a bee-headed man on a Greyhound. It was big news back then.
^Back when? Maybe it's a reference to something four or five people here would know?
I expected this to be actual news stories not like, someone else is screwing mommy.
ReplyTo a young child, that is important news. I'm pretty sure that's the point.
It's still f*****g disturbing and gross and I don't like that kind of humor at all.
Well, that was shit.
ReplyYou envy the jesuscrab depiction is all.
These were all pretty good, but number nine... Jesus is a LIGHTNING CRAB!
ReplyI have a guess that #1 is fake.. the blue jeans have shading for fail's sake, the kid must be talented or something.. maybe i should get a kid to find out if they can actually do that though..Not like i want a kid, i just want to find out what deviations he would create with his life.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesThey're not actually done by five year olds, nimrod.
StewitusP.Johnnyknocker: I must make sure my 5yearold paints a picture of these news, nimrod.
What else is having a kid but finding out what kind of deviation he/she/it can make it his/her/its life?
Subjecting them to rigorous brainwashing so that you can use them as trusted High Generals when your armies begin the conquest of Earth?