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What if every holiday classic gave as little of a damn as Die Hard? We asked you to give us a look at the stuff the warmest, fuzziest holiday classics were holding back to remain family friendly. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Jungling

Entry 18
by Jungling

Entry by wavedout

Entry 17
by wavedout

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Entry by richdog

Entry 2
by richdog

And the winner is ...

Congrats, farksake. You win money.

Entry 1
by farksake

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