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15 Jokes From Stand-Up Comedians to Reboot Your Worldview
They may not make you feel better, per se, but you’ll definitely feel different
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- By Jesse
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An Oral History of the Greatest Al Pacino Performance Ever — His ‘Dunkaccino’ Rap in Adam Sandler’s ‘Jack and Jill’
‘Jack and Jill’ may not be anyone’s favorite Adam Sandler movie, but it does contain the greatest 50 seconds in the history of cinema
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- By Brian VanHooker
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5 Tricks That Finally Got the Authorities to Come Down and Fix Stuff
Bring a few rats to the rich part of town, and suddenly, the city fixes your rat problem
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- By Ryan Menezes
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42 Mind-Control Techniques Employed by Modern Marketing Wizards
You’re getting very hungry...
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- By Jesse
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36 Totally Wild Freak Accidents
‘Electrocuted by a Dr. Pepper machine’
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- By Ian Garner
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35 Random Bits of Trivia Recently Awakened From Their Long Winter Slumber
Rise and shine, little factoids
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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30 Trivia Tidbits About Unbelievable Statistics
Numbers don’t lie, so as unbelievable as these are, you have to believe them
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, April 23, 2024
11 facts isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? 12 facts
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- By Jesse
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‘South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut’ Is Getting A Sing-a-long Re-Release This Summer
God help whoever has to animate the captions about Kyle’s mom
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- By Keegan Kelly
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31 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, April 23, 2024
The show is missing an element of danger
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- By Ian Garner
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Ben Stiller Says the Failure of ‘Zoolander 2’ Haunted Him for Years
The ‘Zoolander’ sequel was a cigarette in the gas-fight of Stiller’s filmography
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- By Keegan Kelly
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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Bill Burr Gets Misty-Eyed Watching ‘Bluey’
The comedian says the cartoon is ‘really deep’
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- By Matt Solomon
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34 Toys, Games and Activities That Wouldn’t Pass Muster Today
This is dedicated to the playtime martyrs
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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Every ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Main Character’s Least-Terrible Moment
The closest Mac, Dennis, Charlie, Dee and Frank each came to selflessness over the last 16 seasons
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Richard Lewis’ Stand-Up Start Came From A Dark Place
One event ‘catapulted’ Lewis to the stage
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- By Matt Solomon
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22 Movie Endings That Would Be Better If They Weren’t So Happy
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ didn’t need that last shot of Bruce
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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Greg Daniels Better Not Book Too Many Hot Actors for the New ‘Office’ Show
The first two cast members for the prospective series set in the ‘Office’ universe are two lookers — hopefully, there aren’t too many more of those
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- By Keegan Kelly
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War Elephants Were the O.G. Tanks
And yes, they were highly effective
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- By Eli Yudin
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Patrick Warburton’s Family Really, Really Hates ‘Family Guy’
His mom tried to get Warburton to sign cancellation petition
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- By Matt Solomon
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This Is the Moment Jon Stewart Became ‘Daily Show’ Jon Stewart
Thank you, Rosie O’Donnell for bailing on a gig at the last minute
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- By JM McNab
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15 Background Jokes and Puns From ‘BoJack Horseman’
A stampede of animal puns
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- By Jesse
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Bill Maher Blasts Hollywood Pedophiles Despite Previously Defending Pedophiles
New rule: Bill Maher sucks
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- By JM McNab
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