What The World Would Look Like If The Other Side Won The War
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I would watch that version of Top Gun.
ReplyThe Persian's lost the Peloponnesian War. But they did defeat the Spartans.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesI meant to say "Didn't they defeat the Spartans". I didn't mean to sound like a D-bag know-it-all.
BTW, #2 is f*****g terrifying!
They won a single battle, not the war. Though it was technically a loss since the battle against only 300 cost them a lot more than soldiers.
The Persian army won the battle against Leonidas and his '300' but then got their ass kicked in the rebound when the other 40000 Spartans united with the armies from Athens and other cities like Korinthe and Megara.
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Reply#14 doesn't make any goddamn sense at all.
Replyyes it does. the persians had some 200,000 soldiers while the spartans had only 300. the joke is that the movie would be from the view of the opposing force, hence the movie wouldn't be called "300," but would instead be called "200,000." that make any goddamn sense to you at all now? lol
@purplehays117 it doesnt make sense because the persians did win the battle
Hahahahaha #1 was excellent
Reply#12 So, in Soviet New York the largest billboard is about a Swedish vodka brand?
ReplyFrom Soviet Sweden!
It's argued (even on Cracked in some article) that Top Gun was NOT about the Soviets....
ReplyGood luck enslaving Mr. T xD
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Reply#2 should have won. Also, #10 LMAO
Replyso no nazis, then?
ReplyI wish my facebook was little red book. Seriously. That would make my life.
Reply#1 was f*****g brilliant.
Reply1 and 2 where awesome xD
ReplyAmerica never "won" the Cold War. The end of Soviet Russia had practically nothing to do with America. It was an internal collapse, because while America was busy publishing propaganda and bitching about other countries having their own opinions, and running around bullying the smaller kids into shunning Russia because it wasn't as cool as USA, Russia was busy trying to improve living conditions of a post war nation that inevitably didn't work because Gorbachev (who was part of the Soviet Union) tried to introduce democratic ideals into Russia, which meant factories reduced the production of everyday consumer goods as they concentrate on more expensive goods, and it resulted in strikes and coupes and all the likes, which eventually and inevitably lead to the Soviet being dissolved. American campaigns might have put pressure on Eastern Europe, and they freaked everyone else out on the planet by threatening to blow it up if Russia refused to play with them, but they didn't "win" the Cold War. It just ended, it wasn't won. Americans like so much to believe they were the reason for the entire universe.
Reply Hide All See All 11 RepliesFunny pictures though. I liked #5 and a little red facebook mod would be SO awesome.
So the collapse of the Soviet economy had nothing to do with keeping up with America?
it was a staring contest and the soviets blinked.
I happen to BE American, thank you. That said, you're absolutely right; the USSR fell for many reasons, mainly internal. We didn't do anything to speed that up that the other NATO members didn't do (Constantly exposing civil rights abuses, political pressure, etc). The Afghanistan war was the straw that broke the camel's back, though.
That is absolutely the funniest comment ever made.
We might be able to take you seriously, alas, better than 90% of your comment looks like an 8th grade ramble. It's a run on sentence, and it makes you seem like a retarded buffoon. So do some proofreading, and learn about proper punctuation, ok? Thanks for playing: WE SUCK AT WRITING! And when your done, realize that Russia propagated the same crap your trying to lay at the feet of America. Share the blame you commie pinko socialist smacktard.
'Bitching about other countries having their own opinions'? And who's opinions were these, exactly? They certainly weren't of the Soviet people (who lived under fear and oppression) but rather they were the 'opinions' of a select few governments offices who in turn ran their country under an iron fist. And these government officials and their 'opinions' lead to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people either through starvation or murder. Ironically, the government system you defend dealt with dissenting 'opinions' with a bullet to the head. What a dishonest person you are to whitewash the USSR's political system as an 'opinion'. Get a shred of integrity. Or perhaps you are being honest and you actively do agree with state-sponsored slaughter, in which case you're disgusting and ignorant.
The United States (with the assistance of allies) by and large buried the Soviet economy. The Soviets couldn't keep up with the Americans and the Soviet people, emboldened by the Americans, were rising up against the iron fist of the government. Both of these factors lead to the fall of the iron curtain. Any honest, intelligent person would acknowledge that. You are neither.
After going through this photoplasty, I was ready and willing to bet money a comment like this would show up.
Yeah, and the Civil War had nothing to do with slavery
I smell some america envy. Jealous?
Ever heard of charlie wilsons war? The U.S. supplied the afghans and used them to break the russians economically. It also showed the world that russia could be beaten and soon after a lot of their eastern european satelites started to rebel.
Honestly, both sides did some bad stuff during the Cold War. The Soviets oppressed their own people, but the Americans repressed socialist beliefs by brutal force. Overall, both sides acted like bullies.
If #7 is a Nazi joke it missed the mark. 10 was the funniest.
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesHmm...I don't think so. I think it's just...asking "what if whites had ended up becoming the minority [in America(?)]". IMHO, diversity doesn't seem like something the Nazis would celebrate; tolerate perhaps, but not celebrate.
#10 was good, though, yes. :-)
It could be a picture from the "boy did we f**k up" new 'liberalised' Confederate States. Mind you they probably would have kept black people as slaves not killed them all.
I don't think the joke is that whites are the minority. The joke is that America is so white in this reality, what you're looking at are the minorities. It could actually be the result of more than one war gone different.
Valquirie all the women in the poster are blonde/light brown haired caucasians, so it's probably about Nazis winning the WWII and spreading their "Aryan master race" ideals to America, the diversity part might be leftover from the original poster, or something.
What the joke is, is that if the Nazis had one, it would be a white world, ruled by the Aryan ideals of beauty. Everyone would be white, and the main thing that would differ among whites is how much of a tan they have. A "dark" person in such a society would be the person who laid out in the sun too long.
#13 was my character when I played the Star Wars RPG.
Reply#3 doesn't make sense. I get Napoleon was short and so his monument would be shorter, but we never went to war with him. The US was actually an ally of the French during the Napoleonic Wars.
ReplyIt refers to the larger war between France and England at the time.
Completely hilarious.
Reply13 is still unbelievably cute!
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