If History Was Written by the Losers
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#22 maas
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#21 j21
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#20 ElEsteban
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#19 AuntieMeme
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#18 j21
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#17 maluba
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#16 HaywireLiar
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#15 vaibanez17
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#14 vito670
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#13 TorpedoVegas
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#12 Miles DuBonnet
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#11 TimmyK
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#10 Tea-Qualizer
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#9 Swinny16
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#8 j21
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#7 maluba
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#6 GoldLeader
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#5 dantelost
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#4 Douglas A. McDonnell
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#3 VicariousD
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#2 Douglas A. McDonnell
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#1 BlondeFury
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the nº10 is wrong, the marine`s monkey and the marine kills the dodos, not darwin
Replythe mariners hunte the dodos for they meat, and the monkeys steal the eggs
Well, yes, but I don't think the idea was historical accuracy.
why do i see xerxes penis
ReplyActually number 4 was considered a huge success because almost everything that could have went wrong did and they were still able to contain it. Its proof of how safe modern day nuclear plants are
Reply14 is funny because of the announcement by the "Minister of Defence." WTG people with a parliamentary system.
ReplyAlso "Presindent."
I like how the Nikola Tesla article is written by the bitchy reporter from Iron Man.
ReplyIf you're going to make fun of us at least write correctly, it would be "Arc de Défaite" :P
Reply Hide All See All 7 Repliesnobody cares about french
Which is why there are two pictures about the French in this contest, right?
It's because they lose...alot.
Theres 2 pictures because the french lose...alot.
In the interest of being completely accurate, there should also be dozens of them.
Now you're just being silly. There wouldn't be enough room for all these defeats. We would have to place some of them in Belgium or something.
Dudes, have you studied the Reign of Terror at all? DON'T PISS OFF THE FRENCH. They have no problem cutting of your head, sticking it on a pike, and pressing it into your mother's face to ask her for a kiss. Don't underestimate the crazy.
#17 meet number 14 from "What the World Would Look Like if the Other Side Won the War." I would accuse you of comedic thievery, but it is such an unoriginal idea, that you probably came up with it independently.
ReplyNo. 1 definitely deserved the nod. No. 14 would have been better if so much of the content on the "newspaper" had not been misspelled. I realize USA Today is not the best newspaper, but even it doesn't make that many mistakes!
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesI figured the mistakes were intentional. Languages evolve, and who knows what the English language will look like in 2154.
DaemonAngel, you have way more faith in humanity than I do. Thumbs up just for that.
Also, it quotes the US Minister of Defence. Don't believe we have one of those.
Pretty sure it was made by a Brit who doesn't realize the United States spells some words differently and that we don't use government ministers.
Pretty sure they don't spell "president" as "presindent," nor do they use "revenge" as a verb. The creator clearly doesn't speak English as a first language. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
First, Nicola Tesla was not a looser. Not only did he invent the AC polyphase system that has brought electrical power to the entire world, he found time to invent radio control, and laid the theoretical groundwork for lasers and cell-phones. Oh, and he shot lighting from his fingertips like a goddamn Sith Lord.
ReplyAnd #1 falls under the category of Not Even Wrong.
LOOSER?!?!? LOOSER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT WAS LOOSE ABOUT HIM!?
Loser = opposite of winner
Looser = opposite of tighter
SPREAD THE WORD!
I'd love to live in a city like in #16 XD
ReplyThis was quite lackluster, BUT number 11 was win.
Reply#1 owns. Who here has seen more then 2 Indians in one place, anywhere doing anything?
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesSince I live on an Indian Reservation I have, you bigoted, ignorant ass.
Go to WalMart in New Mexico.
Since I live 20 minutes from Foxwoods Casino, so have I!
I don't live anywhere near a reservation, but some of my closest friends are First Nations people. And seriously, "Indians"? Are you confused about where you live? As far as I know, Indians come from India.
shit, even I have & I live in a city far from any res. One word: powow.
I want a shirt that says "Heads are for peasants"
Reply#14 is probably what really happened on Earth.
Replytesla was actually celibate.
ReplyHe was also a germophobe who like pigeons (which is, in my opinion, a bit contradictory).
Only because I wasn't around to force myself on him.
Since it was a corporation and NOT a country invading Pandora, #14 doesn't make any sense.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesLOL at thinking the US is not a corporation.
It was the US Marines. They don't just do s**t without government oversight and involvement.
It was former marines working as mercenaries for the Company that created the Avatars. Though I would not be surprised if a United Fruit style situation happens in avatar 2. Only with pretty gray rocks instead of Bananas.
@rickiehewson
ReplyThe implication is that the Pilgrims won out over the Indians when they came to America and now it's somewhat common to see sports teams named after Indians. So this would be a reversal of that.
also whiteskins would kinda be funnier.
I think there's a cultural barrier, because I don't get #1
ReplyIn the U.S., there are sports teams & mascots named after & imitating Native American stereotypes (never, with the exception of the still-controversial Fighting Illini, created by Native Americans themselves), such as "Red Skins" & "Braves" (there's also "the Fighting Irish" but I don't know of any "Black Mammies" teams). So in this picture, it shows some Native -looking people graduating from a High School that uses "The Pilgrims" as a sports team /mascot name, as if suggesting an alt universe in which Native Americans defeated white people & now make insulting stereotypes of them...
#14 : It was a private militia paied by a private corporation doing mining operation that got its butt kicked out of somebody else's land. But since people bashing the fantasy movie picture it exactly like in this parody, I guess you only half missed the point.
Reply#17 shouldn't be here seeing as how the Persians kicked Sparta's ass.
ReplyAre you on Cracked?