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I Would Feed My Right Hand to A Gator to Stop Adam Sandler From Making ‘Happy Gilmore 2’
An alligator ended Chubbs Peterson’s golf aspirations — could it close down Sandler’s sequel dreams, too?
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Isn’t It Weird to Add Celebrities to a Game Where They Get Shot?
Wow, I just took out my favorite singer with a headshot
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- By Eli Yudin
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24 Funny Times Something Completely Backfired on Someone
‘Grass caught on fire’
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- By Ian Garner
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Everything That Isn’t A Cockroach That Can Also Survive A Nuclear Bomb
Turns out, there’ll be a whole lot of insects tanking a nuke
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- By Eli Yudin
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21 Lies Everyone Believes Because of Movies
British redcoats don’t sound like that
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Several Injured During Filming of New Eddie Murphy Comedy
‘It was a completely freak accident’
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Evolutionary Advantages We’re Trashing With Our Grooming Habits
We’re covered in various hairs for a reason
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- By Eli Yudin
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Drew Carey Really Wants You to Know About His Orgasmic Phish Experience
You’re going to need a cigarette after this one
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- By Matt Solomon
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Jerry Seinfeld’s Post-‘Seinfeld’ Legacy Will Come Down to a Crappy Breakfast Pastry
With ‘Unfrosted,’ Seinfeld seeks his first great creative project since splitting up with Larry David
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Jokes From Stand-Up Comedians to Reboot Your Worldview
They may not make you feel better, per se, but you’ll definitely feel different
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- By Jesse
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An Oral History of the Greatest Al Pacino Performance Ever — His ‘Dunkaccino’ Rap in Adam Sandler’s ‘Jack and Jill’
‘Jack and Jill’ may not be anyone’s favorite Adam Sandler movie, but it does contain the greatest 50 seconds in the history of cinema
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- By Brian VanHooker
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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5 Tricks That Finally Got the Authorities to Come Down and Fix Stuff
Bring a few rats to the rich part of town, and suddenly, the city fixes your rat problem
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- By Ryan Menezes
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42 Mind-Control Techniques Employed by Modern Marketing Wizards
You’re getting very hungry...
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- By Jesse
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36 Totally Wild Freak Accidents
‘Electrocuted by a Dr. Pepper machine’
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- By Ian Garner
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35 Random Bits of Trivia Recently Awakened From Their Long Winter Slumber
Rise and shine, little factoids
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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30 Trivia Tidbits About Unbelievable Statistics
Numbers don’t lie, so as unbelievable as these are, you have to believe them
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, April 23, 2024
11 facts isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? 12 facts
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- By Jesse
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‘South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut’ Is Getting A Sing-a-long Re-Release This Summer
God help whoever has to animate the captions about Kyle’s mom
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- By Keegan Kelly
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31 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, April 23, 2024
The show is missing an element of danger
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- By Ian Garner
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Ben Stiller Says the Failure of ‘Zoolander 2’ Haunted Him for Years
The ‘Zoolander’ sequel was a cigarette in the gas-fight of Stiller’s filmography
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Bill Burr Gets Misty-Eyed Watching ‘Bluey’
The comedian says the cartoon is ‘really deep’
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- By Matt Solomon
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34 Toys, Games and Activities That Wouldn’t Pass Muster Today
This is dedicated to the playtime martyrs
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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