If They Made Ads for the Worst Things Ever

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Advertisers have been able to sell some pretty terrible stuff. Emphasizing the positives, and downplaying the fact that it kills you goes a long way. We asked you to show us what it might look like if they had to sell stuff that sucks so hard, even the most cynical corporations haven't thought of tricking you into buying it.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by j21

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Entry by Ted E.

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Entry by BeingQuiet

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Entry by BeingQuiet

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Entry by bazooka

If They Made Ads for the Worst Things Ever

There are three contests for you to choose from. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all three and triple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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