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23 of the Funniest Applications Seen by College Admissions Officers
‘We had one applicant arrested for attempting to break into the director’s office’
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- By Ian Garner
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The McDonald’s-Krispy Kreme Collaboration Makes Sense Since They Both Stole Their Recipes
A couple of trans-fat-cloaked thieves
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- By Amanda Mannen
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20 Movies So Good, Theater Audiences Actually Applauded
‘Most of the audience cheered when Bellatrix got blown to bits’
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 DVD Releases That Really Overdid It
Michael Bay packed the ‘Pearl Harbor’ DVD with special features, too bad everyone hated that movie
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- By Brian VanHooker
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‘In Living Color’ Dragged ‘SNL’ for Sidelining Chris Rock
Rock didn’t get a lot of airtime on ‘SNL,’ and the competition noticed
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- By JM McNab
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Carol Burnett Is Still Mad That She Had to Open for Elvis Presley on ‘The Ed Sullivan Show’
Last night, Burnett returned to the scene of one of her worst-ever bombs
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Viral Jokes From the Front Lines of Our Capitalist Hellscape
Hate your job? Don’t despair — it’s systemic!
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- By Jesse
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‘South Park: Snow Day!’ Marks the Return to A Place ‘South Park’ Hasn’t Been in 10 Years
Fans realized that the new ‘South Park’ game features a shockingly overdue return to roots
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- By Keegan Kelly
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5 Surreal Meetings Between Pairs of Celebs From History
Leonard Nimoy once gave a cab ride to JFK
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- By Ryan Menezes
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32 Head-Scratching Moments for the Intelligence Agency Hall of Shame
Perhaps if we give the government MORE money...
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- By Jesse
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15 Incredibly Embarrassing Times People Realized They Were Wrong
‘She was not pregnant…’
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- By Ian Garner
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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29 Bits of Trivia to Pressure Cook in Your Skull
Facts: Ingredients in the knowledge nosh
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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25 Facts About Humongous and Minuscule Things to Give Your Brain the Zoomies
Let’s give those zoom in and zoom out functions a little workout today, shall we?
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, March 27, 2024
Come get yer tidbits, hot off the griddle
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- By Jesse
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28 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, March 27, 2024
Two good kids on the elevator
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- By Ian Garner
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Is Danny DeVito’s Character In ‘Poolman’ A Sneaky ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Reference?
An ‘It’s Always Sunny’ fan notices what could be an incredible easter egg in the Chris Pine project
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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Liam Neeson Won’t Imitate Leslie Nielsen in ‘Naked Gun’ Reboot
Surely he can’t duplicate the original star's performance
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- By Matt Solomon
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23 of the Twistiest-Turniest Psychological Thrillers in Movie History
Want to feel like you’re being relentlessly hunted? Watch ‘No Country for Old Men’
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- By Amanda Mannen
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‘Babylon Bee’ Followers Feel Attacked By Generic Joke About White Supremacists
A common punchline about inbred racists sparked anti-Semitic backlash from conservative comedy fans
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Frankie Muniz Says Kid Actors Have ‘Insanely Negative Experiences’
And Muniz wasn’t even on one of Dan Schneider’s Nickelodeon shows
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- By Matt Solomon
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Was One Wright Brother Doing Most of the Work With the Whole Plane Thing?
Some smells fishy — flying-fishy
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- By Eli Yudin
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32 Things Teachers Said to Students That They Instantly Regretted
‘You sound like my wife!’
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- By Ian Garner
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