23 Rejected Covers of Famous Books
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#23 SvenBoogie
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#22 poetetc
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#21 ValeriaKementari
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#20 sixguncynic
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#19 kittenkicker
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#18 Hovis
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#17 Douglas A. McDonnell
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#16 treysonbird
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#15 TheRandomOne
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#14 SunnydaZe
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#13 Orlando_Gardner
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#12 n00d3l5
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#11 Ledbetter
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#10 LordKizzle
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#9 madmann
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#8 samuelson2484
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#7 jon819
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#6 ClydeM
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#5 ClydeM
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#4 DoctorChibi
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#3 Douglas A. McDonnell
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#2 Karene
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#1 acousticrat
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I peed myself a little with "A Child Called It."
Reply# 10 is ZZtop's biography
ReplyI take objection to #14, considering how much of a badass Atticus Finch is. That being said, 'It's Totally Okay To Be A Douchebag' is golden.
Reply17 is genius
ReplyTwo- awesome!
ReplyTwo was the best I laughed so hard.
ReplyI appreciated the Seussian rhyming of number 3. Of course, I may also be partial since I've read that book to my daughter enough times in the past few months that I barely even look at the words anymore.
ReplyI thought this was supposed to be "Rejected Book Covers," not "Rejected Book Titles"
ReplyIt was both. They just shortened it when they put it on the site.
Rejected book titles often get put onto rejected book covers.
It made my day to see an "Elements of Style" reference win a Cracked contest. :-)
ReplyThe girl with the dragon tattoo... That's a translation we swedes laugh at, the original title is The girl that played with fire. The author was born in my hometown, just sayin'...
ReplyActually, my friend, you'll find that the story is broken into three books (or so I believe, considering I've got 'The Girl who played with Fire' and it's book two. )
HA! IN YOUR SWEDISH FACE, NISSE-MAN!
I didn't get #1. Can someone help?
ReplyStrunk and White wrote a book called the Elements of Style - it's basically a what's what of how to write properly. Nothing at all to do with being stylish.
Stylish writing...
I loved 4, 15, and 16... but then I saw #1. I definitely lost my shit.
Reply#5 looks like it was done by someone who doesnt actually understand evolution.
Reply#11 was hysterical
Reply#1 took a bit of looking into to actually get. But once you do get it, you understand why it's number 1.
ReplySo you don't have a f*****g clue either?
What a s**t contest number 4 was good though
ReplyWhat is the real name of #6?
ReplyProbably The Bell Jar
It is, even though that makes no sense. She only has sex with one guy in that book and it's traumatizing.
a weakass photoplasty contest. for shame.
Replyalso, it doesn't help when everyone decides to completely ignore the topic and just make s**t up.
You know what I love? How adorable my dog looks when he's sleeping. I mean it. He's so fluffy, if it weren't for the fact that he was, ya know, a dog, I would totally pretend he was a pile of raked leaves and jump into all that fluff. He is just that fluffy. And now he's doing this weird little mini-bark in his sleep, which makes me want to wake him up, but then at the same time, I don't want to wake him up, because he's just so adorable the way he is now and I don't want to ruin it by waking him up so he can start full-on barking at real squirrels instead of mini-barking at dream squirrels. Or mini-barking at whatever it is he dreams about. Maybe it's ice cubes. He loves ice cubes.
Oh, I'm sorry. Was I completely ignoring the topic and just making s**t up? Whoops...
The Metal Gear line made me laugh more than it should although I don't think it fits with the contest.
ReplyAhoy there, Librianna, b***h of the Black Sea!! (#18)
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