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ReplyLook at the date this was posted, man.
Wow, check this club _T á l l C ｈａｔ, cσ m, if you are over 5'9". It's a hot place. 12332154546
ANDROID OS?
Reply#23 was the best. Not only for those who can't spell, but when you're typing fast and getting stuff done and type wrong so it corrects it for you.
ReplyAlso, a LOT of these I didn't get. What's going on with #2,#16 and #20??
I didn't get 22 or 16 either, but 2 is the T-1000 from Terminator 2.
20 is the flux capacitor. look it up if you hate amazing movies.
I don't have an iphone but I'd get one for #22
ReplyGoogle Android OS
Replyyeah freezing and restarting for no reason 20 times a day. thats the shlt..
A golden turd would sink, would it not?
ReplyIt would.
maybe it's a visualization of that traditional saying: "every turd has a golden lining".
Why is everyone using the old iphone model?
Replybecause the template is easy to find :)
Look at the date this was posted, man.
#3 and the wingman app.MUST HAVE!!
ReplyI would pay big money for #14!
Replyi like numbers 19-11,3,9 and 6... does that make me an asshole?
ReplyFor time travel, I'd take #20 over #12 anyday.
ReplyThe two white girls have STD's, but the japanese girl doesn't, that's not right.
ReplyIt's not only messed up but probably true.
WHOO!!! RATM REFERENCE IN #7!!! THAT SURE IS ANGRY BALL SHAVING MUSIC!!! WHOO!!! I'M 12!!! WHOO!!!
ReplyWHOO!!! YOU'RE AN IDIOT! WHOO!
No. 1 spelled detector wrong.
ReplyAnd yet, it won... proving that grammar nazi don't actually run the internet like they thought.
Duckface? Isn't there already a word for that? "Pout" anyone?
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesNo. A pout is about 1/5th of a duckface.
The duckface is 50% pout, 50% sass, and 100% f*****g retarded
and 200% s**t
I dont think #1 was anywhere near the best. I liked 3 or 2 better.
ReplyIf logic serves, 2 and 3 are right next to #1. So that's right near the best.
Detector was spelled wrong in number 1....anyone else notice this?
Replyyes, dectector.
#2 was the best
ReplyThey need get on that s**t now!!!!
Replyso i ask the guy what that is as we're disembarking, says the syllables i missed again, so i say anywhere not a carrier to get it? he says truckers use it a lot but they kill you for it and it's obvoius now with the testing in the sewage
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesWhat the fuck?
Yeah man, too truereal. I swirled there with the rest stop, and she did sewage was the kill for it too.
Wow.. I remember the first time I took peyote.. this post takes me back...