Ill-Advised Movie Merchandise for Kids

The line between children's toys and movies has grown increasingly blurry since 'Transformers' created an entire TV show for the purpose of selling toys, and that TV show became one of the most successful movie franchises of all-time. Here are some products that would have killed the connection between films and kids toys on contact.
Ill-Advised Movie Merchandise for Kids

The line between children's toys and movies has grown increasingly blurry since Transformers created an entire TV show for the purpose of selling toys, and that TV show went on to become one of the most successful movie franchises of all-time. We asked you to show us some products that would have killed the marriage between film and toys on contact.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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